Today, I realised that when I asked my girlfriend four months ago if was she on the pill, she thought I meant hay fever tablets. I'm going to be a father. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on birth control. She said she didn't know her antibiotics would interfere with it. She's a pharmacist. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. She'd told me she was on birth control, so I asked her to show me. She had been sticking the pills up her vagina like a suppository. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
Today, a girl I’ve been fucking told me she’s pregnant after she told me she took the pill. What she really meant was, “Oh, that pill? That was Advil ‘cause I get headaches.” The bitch knows I have a wife and kids. She callously said, “Should've been more specific.” She can’t understand why I’m freaking out. FML
Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML
Today, I found out that morning after pills don't work if you're already ovulating. I also found out that I might become a father wayyyy sooner than expected. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
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Rainhawk94 27
Congratulations
damnit1989 16
Maybe you should've been more specific. And you could use condoms. It never hurts to use both types of contraception. I have to say you deserved it.
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Comments (144)
Xotoolyxo 16
the fact that she's reproducing and passing her "intelligence" didn't scares me
Raging_hamster 5
GET OVER IT
glabberfasted 16
This girl sounds ridiculously stupid. There is no "hay fever pill." Hay fever is basically allergies, and the treatment is any type of allergy medication. She probably was trying to trap you, OP.
SuperStormCindy 8
YDI for not using condoms.
alicat13 12
Bless you!
justmeCee 16
YDI. Why do you think it is the sole responsibility for the woman to protect against babies, Op? You should of used a condom.
hayley110 6
Congrats!
brandoneyez1 25
That's the greatest gift . Some people would kill to be parents embrace it. You will be fine.
doemetoch 28
How is having a child with someone you obviously can't trust, at a time in your life when you don't want kids, the "greatest gift"? We don't know anything about OP's situation, for all we know he's 15 years old. Even if OP is a responsible adult who has everything needed to provide for a child, he has every right to just not want one, now, with this person. Yes, this situation might turn out quite well, with OP becoming a happy father despite everything, but even in that best-case-scenario this is a pretty difficult situation to deal with and not one anyone in their right mind should envy him for.
Sniper_Chick4110 20
Good point #231, Why are we assuming Op is even legal?
silverstream20 20
I don't know if I should d happy or sad for you, but I do recommend having a talk with your girlfriend. Actually you know what? I'll also say this. Good luck OP I hope it works out.
Fmlsea 28
for your sake op you might want to get a dna test . if your gf can lie to you about something so important (probably in order to trap you into staying by having a baby) then you never know what esle she might of lied about .