Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching TV. During a very long commercial break, I found my brothers PSP charger next to me. Out of boredom I put my tongue on the end on the metal. Not only did it fry my tongue but found its way to my metal filling in my tooth. I now have a sore tongue and a throbbing toothache. FML
Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML
Today, while I was drunk, my brother decided to use pliers to pull out my bad tooth. He grabbed the wrong tooth, and when it didn’t pop out cleanly he decided he just needed to squeeze harder, and crushed the healthy tooth into splinters. I can feel the nerve with my tongue, it’s agony. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
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Rainhawk94 27
This means war
LeFrogDog 27
you will lose the battle but not the war. LET THE GAMES BEGIN
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Comments (60)
Rainhawk94 27
This means war
AnonymousFunFMLs 18
Little brothers I don't know the feeling :p
JMichael 26
How old is he? Cuz his age could determine how much and what you could do to him for revenge.
gjikvtj 18
Yeah, I believe 2 to 4 are the best ages for the electric chair
IloveToLaugh143 21
The electric chair is nothing compared to stepping on a Lego...
mopman411 2
So long as there are no more batteries in mouths. If that had been inhaled or swallowed it would mean a trip to the ER.
lambda_fml 40
This Means Waaarrrrrr (Avenged Sevenfold anyone?)
enddmd 27
#1 CHARGE!
silon5 12
That sucks
IloveToLaugh143 21
I don't know if you think the, "I agree, you life sucks" button just disappeared, but I'm here to tell you it didn't.
SundayNightSix 23
#23 This would have also been a perfect time for #2 to make a pun using the word "shock" or "shocking." But alas, on all fronts, nothing good came of this.. D'=
cakefete2 31
How about this? "This means war! Charge!!!" No one, huh? I was positive that would electrify the crowd.
LeFrogDog 27
you will lose the battle but not the war. LET THE GAMES BEGIN
nchic01 17
may the odds be ever in your favor
pwnman 33
*flavour
FrozenMusic 26
This is probably stupid, but exactly how..?
slyde32 12
you're right, that is stupid, electricity travels through the body, metal is conductive, it attracts electricity. by that the electricity flowed through his mouth, to the metal, we do have a lot of water in our bodies
datoismyname 22
Wow. In that situation I would go ape shit on him.
damnit1989 16
Ugh. I'm cringing at how that had to have felt. Get him back!!!
SS99_fml 20
You should hook up a car battery to his tongue when he's sleeping :) except don't cause that would probably kill him
lord_meloetta 20
I don't think he cares.
Natetc13 6
It would kill pretty much instantly. Electricity is no joke!
Yeshua_fml 19
That sounds painful, but I'm not sure. The filling would get hot, wouldn't it? And expand?
jnanderson 16
Wut lol It's metal with an electric charge going through it. It would be like licking a spark plug.
classiceagle63 16
Why would he even put a battery in your mouth?
its_bree 10
A lot of fmls start with people sleeping with their mouth open.