Today, I found out that morning after pills don't work if you're already ovulating. I also found out that I might become a father wayyyy sooner than expected. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was told that I will be a father in 2 months. I had a one night stand about 7 months ago. FML
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ninithel 21
they don't work if you're already pregnant... they definitely do work when you're ovulating...
Wadlaen 24
Congratulations! On both that you are becoming a father and that you're ovulating! Best of luck!
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Wadlaen 24
Congratulations! On both that you are becoming a father and that you're ovulating! Best of luck!
amd21905 9
A condom never crossed your mind before sex ??? It's just as much your responsibility as it is the women you sleep with to be on BC and use a condom. With the STI's and STD's rates climbing everyday I don't understand how anyone would hook up with someone and not use SOMETHING For protection.
ninithel 21
they don't work if you're already pregnant... they definitely do work when you're ovulating...