Today, I realised that when I asked my girlfriend four months ago if was she on the pill, she thought I meant hay fever tablets. I'm going to be a father. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on birth control. She said she didn't know her antibiotics would interfere with it. She's a pharmacist. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. She'd told me she was on birth control, so I asked her to show me. She had been sticking the pills up her vagina like a suppository. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
Today, a girl I’ve been fucking told me she’s pregnant after she told me she took the pill. What she really meant was, “Oh, that pill? That was Advil ‘cause I get headaches.” The bitch knows I have a wife and kids. She callously said, “Should've been more specific.” She can’t understand why I’m freaking out. FML
Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML
Today, I found out that morning after pills don't work if you're already ovulating. I also found out that I might become a father wayyyy sooner than expected. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
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Rainhawk94 27
Congratulations
damnit1989 16
Maybe you should've been more specific. And you could use condoms. It never hurts to use both types of contraception. I have to say you deserved it.
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Comments (144)
duude989 7
That sucks, fyl indeed. Although, if you really don't want it, theres always abortion or adoption.
cook4money 9
Congratulations OP. Some of the best blessings are unplanned. Babies are not a mistake and remember they had nothing to do with the decision to be born. What ever you and the mother decide to do, I wish you the best of luck.
Vanshikap 24
well ,not sure whether to say congratulations or Im sorry,so I'll do both. if you do decide to keep the kid OP,you'll hopefully be a better parent than its lying mother. Good luck!
FlyingPie 17
It sounds like you two might not have thoroughly discussed whether you wanted kids yet or not. Although "the pill" is often understood to be birth control, the problem with phrases like "the pill" is that it's non-specific and could be easily misunderstood, as was the case in this situation.
Fmlsea 28
everyone knows what the pill is . they would have to be a complete idiot not to , but unfortunately for op it sounds like his partner had been lying to him. in hopes of getting pregnant to keep him , which she now has accomplished.
PassiveAggresive 12
I'm very sorry! Well good luck.
Ducklett 11
Good luck OP. Make sure you both discuss everything thoroughly before going ahead with any decision - there is an option for every road. You never know, this may be the greatest little surprise you'll ever have :)
pwnman 33
Grats! Your baby will be silly just like his or here's mama!
elle920 1
Yikea. fml indeed
elle920 1
*yikes
cheshireau 26
Most guys don't like wearing condoms because it takes the sensation away.. Looks like you should have taken that option to be on the safe side.
EmsyyyRose13 24
That's why you use condoms anyway. It's always good to be prepared. Good luck, OP.