Today, I went home early from a business trip to find my house covered with rose petals. Thinking it was a romantic notion from my boyfriend, I went up to the bedroom. I opened the door to find him lying there, getting it on with my sister. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML
Today, I rushed home because my wife called to let me know she was feeling horny for the first time after getting over a bad flu. I walked in the door and surprise surprise, her sister had called round, wanting sympathy after her latest fuckbuddy dumped her. Romantic mood ruined. FML
Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML
Today, I got home from a business trip and found my wife in bed with my sister. She tried to claim they had just had a girls' night and fell asleep watching a movie, even though when I caught them, they were naked, wet and my wife’s head was buried in my sister's crotch. Movie night, sure. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend because he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in my hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can you put them in a vase?" FML
Today, I came home from a long day at work to find a path of rose pedals from the front door. Gasping with surprise, I followed it past the living room... past the bedroom... into the kitchen, where there was a note that said "Friends coming over tonight, we need food, love you!" FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to wake me up with some flowers and breakfast in bed. We started getting intimate, after a short while, there was a knock. We looked out of the window and there was the window cleaner with his thumbs up and grinning. FML
Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
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jector25 0
That sucks n I would shank them
Maxine17 8
D: That's awful Burn them both.
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bubblybrooke 12
ick that sucks.
mkylem 0
I agree, what a no-life, cheating, bastard! "Off with their heads!!!!"
plum_lovin 28
I understand that the boyfriend is a total douche nugget, but if I had a sister and she ever did this to me, I would never be able to forgive her. To my understanding, spouses cheat quite often but for the sister to do something that she knows would hurt you so much, yet still do it would be unforgivable. For me at least... others might have a different opinion. Plus you eventually have to talk and see them often, when for an ex you more than likely have minimal to no contact.
plum_lovin 28
I understand that the boyfriend is a total douche nugget, but if I had a sister and she ever did this to me, I would never be able to forgive her. To my understanding, spouses cheat quite often but for the sister to do something that she knows would hurt you so much, yet still do it would be unforgivable. For me at least... others might have a different opinion. Plus you eventually have to talk and see them often, when for an ex you more than likely have minimal to no contact.
plum_lovin 28
I understand that the boyfriend is a total douche nugget, but if I had a sister and she ever did this to me, I would never be able to forgive her. To my understanding, spouses cheat quite often but for the sister to do something that she knows would hurt you so much, yet still do it would be unforgivable. For me at least... others might have a different opinion. Plus you eventually have to talk and see them often, when for an ex you more than likely have minimal to no contact.
plum_lovin 28
I understand that the boyfriend is a total douche nugget, but if I had a sister and she ever did this to me, I would never be able to forgive her. To my understanding, spouses cheat quite often but for the sister to do something that she knows would hurt you so much, yet still do it would be unforgivable. For me at least... others might have a different opinion. Plus you eventually have to talk and see them often, when for an ex you more than likely have minimal to no contact.
plum_lovin 28
I understand that the boyfriend is a total douche nugget, but if I had a sister and she ever did this to me, I would never be able to forgive her. To my understanding, spouses cheat quite often but for the sister to do something that she knows would hurt you so much, yet still do it would be unforgivable. For me at least... others might have a different opinion. Plus you eventually have to talk and see them often, when for an ex you more than likely have minimal to no contact.
plum_lovin 28
I understand that the boyfriend is a total douche nugget, but if I had a sister and she ever did this to me, I would never be able to forgive her. To my understanding, spouses cheat quite often but for the sister to do something that she knows would hurt you so much, yet still do it would be unforgivable. For me at least... others might have a different opinion. Plus you eventually have to talk and see them often, when for an ex you more than likely have minimal to no contact.
plum_lovin 28
I understand that the boyfriend is a total douche nugget, but if I had a sister and she ever did this to me, I would never be able to forgive her. To my understanding, spouses cheat quite often but for the sister to do something that she knows would hurt you so much, yet still do it would be unforgivable. For me at least... others might have a different opinion. Plus you eventually have to talk and see them often, when for an ex you more than likely have minimal to no contact.
plum_lovin 28
I understand that the boyfriend is a total douche nugget, but if I had a sister and she ever did this to me, I would never be able to forgive her. To my understanding, spouses cheat quite often but for the sister to do something that she knows would hurt you so much, yet still do it would be unforgivable. For me at least... others might have a different opinion. Plus you eventually have to talk and see them often, when for an ex you more than likely have minimal to no contact.
jector25 0
That sucks n I would shank them
turtles1321 0
just shank it but shank it good (music starts)
laneylovesu2 3
A good shank, for a good *****, never hurts. :)
xxkingobattlexx 0
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you should of joined in
Rejectofsociety9 0
Like they said. Swallow your pride and ride him like a stallion while giving you sister a proper fondle. Not like she's gonna get pregnant from you, is it? ;D
nitrogirl 0
get the rest of yer fam to join to XD
drizzydrake808 4
he'll yea orgy baby!
tamoodielovesmar 1
ya...have a menage a trois...hehehe (for all u ppl who dont know french.....that means threesome)
NEkoiNU 18
this isn't some weird porno, calm down.
perdix 31
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I keep telling you. Long distance relationships just don't work. Typically, one might be able to hold out for the duration of a busienss trip. Evidently, you're boyfriend lacks that kind of maturity and self-control. Your boyfriend longed for you so much, he took the next best thing. He wasn't cheating -- he was just keeping in training for you. YDI for coming back early from a trip without notifying anyone. There are things people should just not want to find out. Call ahead.
perdix 31
Oops, pointerdog, by bragging about your "perfect" LDR, you've brought on the wrath of the Evil Eye. I'll bet your sig-oth suddenly has the urge to cheat. For the record, I had a relationship where my girlfriend had to leave the country each summer for three years, and it worked perfectly. She left at my request because during the sumer, I sweat bullets. Literally. Little pieces of lead come out of my pores.
nategisawesome 0
Far out man! You need to get out of your house so much more! This chick didn't even say how long she was gone on the trip. so effectivly what you have said is women don't leave your men alone for any period of time they going to cheat on you! You must have some serious trust issues!
audreyy062 2
wtf #4? that is cheating, regardless if he was keeping in practice or whatever, which is a lame excuse. she did not deserve it at all, she is a working woman who was on a business trip which results in money. do u like money? i think so. that was kinda irrevelant but u get the point.
lilmisslovely13 15
in case nobody here knows, perdix is known for making jokes. they were obviously kidding, so calm down!!
leah654321 1
No shit
trexasaurus 4
Why the hell should she have to inform people of when she's returning to her OWN home? She shouldn't have to worry about finding out someone's cheating on her at their convenience
Janawa 22
I've been in an LDR for two years and neither of us have cheated yet.... I trust that he would never do that.
jw90 18
that's wat u get for assuming things. fyl tho I hope u dumped his ass
Maxine17 8
D: That's awful Burn them both.
drizzydrake808 4
shut up emo
Joshoa123 16
my thoughts exactly.
xxkingobattlexx 0
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why didn't you call u are so dumb for not calling ahead I hope they're ******* right now
Ajasstuff 0
Wow. What you are saying is that this girl shouldn't have trusted her boyfriend. That's bull.
ohmygoodnex 0
ew.
racerapj 10
Take pictures and post it then say holding it up "pics or it didn't happen"
kernelkat 16
why would they be having sex in YOUR house? I've read so many of these "getting it on w my sister" fml's I just don't believe them anymore.
Shobz 0
me and my boyfriend live together! And maybe I should have called ahead, so he'd know to hide his affair with my sister? I think I'm going to throw him out. Hopefully he'll get run over...
omghehehe 0
Just from that scene, that's completely awful!!! I imagine it would be hard to look at both of them again. Trust is trust. Its built by experience and time. U shouldnt have to police (by calling ahead) ur companion, who u live with in ur house together. Are u going to worry if ur not always with him? Ughhhh, lots of work to keep that both relationships alive and healthy. Respect. Yes?
blue8795 0
Amen. What a skeevy boyfriend. You can do better. The sister, well, you can't get rid of her... but surely ostracizing them's what family's all about!
SpicyDuck 22
I agree with op, why should she have to call? By not calling she learned her boyfriend was cheating on her, with her sister of all people. Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it a good thing so she can dump his ass?!