Today, I grinned for five minutes straight because my friends told me it would put me in a good mood for the rest of the day. It gave me a migraine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, instead of waking up positively and full of energy like I was expecting, I woke up with a whopper of a migraine, and could barely get out of bed. The only reason I expected something different is because yesterday I got hypnotised to think that. FML
Today, I got a migraine. I work in an arcade with lots of bright lights, loud noises and screaming children. I was stuck in there for 7 hours. FML
Today, I found out the trigger to my horrendous, disgustingly painful migraines that last up to 5 days is... Pain. My migraines are literally causing themselves. FML
Today, it's the sixth day in a row of non-stop migraines, due to grinding my teeth. Medicine works, but doesn't last. A mouth guard offers very little relief, I'm just so stressed out, and I think too much. FML
Today, I celebrated my fifteen-week anniversary. No, not a relationship anniversary. A migraine anniversary. It won't stop. FML
Today, I discovered what it feels like to be extremely constipated while having a vomit-inducing migraine. FML
Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous, so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML
Today, I got a verbal warning at work for "having a resting bitch face." I had a headache. FML
Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML
Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Teenagers who claim to use marijuana just to look cool are almost as pathetic as a 3-legged dog with no fur.
rhpsfan9 10
and you fell for it?
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Comments (116)
EamNim 0
0.o
Iamnotmyself 17
Any other funny faces to make that are utterly pointless? Like this comment?
1215116a 14
-_-"
CatEyes66 0
Shut up ^
EamNim 0
That was my face when I read the FML.
Iamnotmyself 17
-47 ohhhhh! still was utterly pointless :P
guitargoddess89 3
^o^
sheethapins 13
=O
jillianmathers12 13
utterly pointless! I love that
BaconDave 12
(_8(I)
NecroParade 3
>_>
rhpsfan9 10
and you fell for it?
OWNZ 0
But dont worry OP hid the bodies in a secure place.
whatever222 3
wouldn't being with your friends put you in a good mood anyways?
RJM_isaBeast 0
obviously
sandracore 15
don't leave us hanging, what did he do?
sandracore 15
stupid auto correct, we = he
oarisimo 4
wtf
kmckeex32 0
you didn't get High then because it does make you feel better. that's why it's used as a medicine.
Kgottber 8
You're doing it wrong...
umithinkyess 0
Omg neville longbottom killed Voldemorts snake and that helped Harry kill Voldemort!!! Oh and Ron's older brother Fred died:(
myfruitloop 0
Why?
whybother8 0
you probably looked like a retard for the whole day.. YDI
Iwashere12345 0
and you believed that?
TheDarkCynder 2
Actually, it's true. Smiling releases endorphins which are natural painkillers and help the body feel better.
Lauren10102 3
That's a myth, smiling is just a facial movement, sooo... You fell for it too!!
iluffmcrandbvb 1
30 I really, really dont want to be mean but are you a boy or a girl?
DocBastard 40
If you really don't want to be mean, then try not asking that question. The fact that you start with "I really don't want to be mean" doesn't make it any less mean.
woahwoahwow 9
Today I told my friend to grin for five minutes so they'd have a better day. My friend fell for it. I hang out with idiots. FML
missmurderx 8
Don't be such a Debbie Downer.
cameycamcam 7
worse than looking real angry for the whole day?