Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house, we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said, "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML
Today, a woman showed me a copy of my wedding picture with her face photoshopped over mine. I burst into tears and cussed her out for being a creepy bitch. She had proof my husband had sent it to her that way, saying “this is how it should’ve been”. She was just trying to warn me. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML
Today, my husband invited a couple of his college friends over for dinner. While we were in the middle of eating, one of them asked loudly, "Hey, whatever happened to that fat bitch you dated in your third year?" We've been dating since his second year. FML
Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
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Top comments
happygoluckyhh 0
Why say anything? It could've been her sister or friend...either way you should not have been a rude ass. Common sense isn't brain surgery.
TNEBlover 0
you didnt recognize her??
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dorowz 0
First, and YDI!
smiley_girl 0
yeah, I meen it'd be rude even if neither you nor them knew who she was.
ndanick 4
your just rude.. Im from mich too yay us
easylazy 0
I don't think it's rude, or embarrassing for that matter because she is obviously much skinnier now or else the OP would have realized it was her right away. I think the OP's life is ****** because he had to sit through a dumb slideshow of some fat girl's trip to some random country 20 years ago.
singachic87 0
#63: Wow...way to read into the situation way too much. The OP didn't say anything about a trip, or 20 years ago, just that they were some "old pictures" and actually called the picture in question a "great picture." Go with the information posted, don't create a scenario in your head.
easylazy 0
No I think by "great picture" he means it was in a great place, like the Taj Mahal or something And it had to be like 20 years ago because the OP would have recognized the person if it was recent. And in my opinion, every slideshow is boooooooring
VampireKiller59 0
if its in a picture they probably know the "fat chick"
Gorsbug823 0
awkward
TNEBlover 0
you didnt recognize her??
freedoggy77 0
#2 what a fail...what a fail and OP, to you to, sir - what a fail
dinosaursmoo 0
#3, what a fail.
lextrack234 4
obviously not
TanzWolf 26
She might have lost a lot of weight. Who knows.
febag 0
Lol, YDI!
lakeylove 0
Yeah don't worry. You see that alot in movies.
happygoluckyhh 0
Why say anything? It could've been her sister or friend...either way you should not have been a rude ass. Common sense isn't brain surgery.
DizzyDemon0 9
Well obviously this "man" is a prick.
Lounia_fml 8
Yeah let's assume it's a man.. I don't think women really care about whether other women are fat or not.. Right?
fauxfox 0
I'm all for the feminist movement, but I think the phrase "my wife and I" was a hint.
insinuendo 0
You must be kidding about women not caring if other women are fat.
DizzyDemon0 9
#44...You fail..I was assuming that by saying "my wife and I" was a hint as to the gender of the OP. Way to throw your useless two cents in about gender.
Ashleyxphobia 0
way to go. YDI
Phoenix_GAD 0
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sadistmonkey 19
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drinkupgorgeous 0
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kittykat1501 31
I'm confused
shaynashakesit 0
YDI. Why would you say something that rude in the first place?
rockstarK9 0
Thats really ******* rude, especially being guest in their house. YDI.
Sanrio90 8
You're incredibly immature, YDI. You're a man, not a kid, grow up.