Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, at work, the police were looking over video footage of an incident earlier in the day where a car had slammed hard into another one in the carpark. My manager came into the kitchen and asked if I wanted to come see it to for a laugh. The car that got hit was mine. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
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suadelaaa 0
I'd hit a bitch.
swim1650 0
bitch!
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iDontFail_xD 0
@#13, #7 did spell " there " in the correct form, smart ass.
Raine_Sage 0
29 – No, arguing with him about whether racism exists is more like arguing with a linguist about whether morphology is concatenative or rule-based. 37 – I'm white and I'd hate to have a minority who can't spell picked over me so that the employer will look good or whatever. Plus, there's the soft bigotry of low expectations – as a female university student, I know I've been picked for certain awards over male students who deserved them more (like a merit scholarship I was chosen for during my senior year of high school, instead of any of five guys in my grade who were also nominated for it; they took harder classes and got better grades in them). It doesn't feel like an achievement to me, because it's totally obvious that they were better students and were more deserving of the recognition. I'd probably feel the same way if I were an underrepresented minority and the others were white students of the same gender.
arichi 0
#29 - if you (presumably a chemist of some sort) went and claimed Gold as a noble gas, your degree or job wouldn't matter when checking an appropriate dictionary can show what is and isn't a noble gas. Also, we don't know which race(s) the people in this story are, so arguing based on assumptions is... well, that.
Anarchymx1337 0
this is why white people become racist. shit like this.
tipple 0
#19 "People of Color cannot be racist against White People." This is crap. I've seen racism from people of all colours and social backgrounds. And just because someone has done some course on sociology, doesn't make such an absurd statement suddenly true. Even if you've conveniently redefined the meaning of "racism" to fit with your statement, you would still have needed to explain what definition of "racism" you were using. In its normal definition, anyone can be racist against anyone else. I certainly agree with your statements that white males control the vast majority of wealth and power in America. But there are more factors going on there than just racism. And of course, just because a small number of white males (your words) control the wealth and power doesn't mean that you can logically label all white males racist (or even elitist). All that glitters, etc. I also note you don't make any comment about white men vs white women nor coloured men vs coloured women. You're not swapping racism for sexism, now are you?
heatherjay 0
"People of Color cannot be racist against White People." #19 -- You are such a fool.
urban_el0quence 0
#53. Exactly. P.S. When are people going to stop citing Obama and Oprah as prime examples colored achievement? There were 43 WHITE presidents before Obama and a million WHITE talk show hosts before Oprah. That just makes them the first and the exception to the rule. It doesn't make them representative.. ..Oh and people tend to forget that Obama's mother is a white woman from Kansas.
fartandlaugh 0
Could you blame black people though? The most powerful country in the world was built on their backs, then dropped on top of them. The have never gotten any thing similar to Native Americans Reservations, Asian-Americans reparations, or even the free schooling. There is a educational and wealth gap that still persisted, whose roots can be traced back to slavery. The "bitch" who hit the car was probably wrong but, can you blame her for being defensive?
michelle4srs 0
Wow, what a ******* bitch. I hate it when people think they can pull the racist card to get themselves out of anything and get some one else in trouble. Ugh.
Zwink 0
what a bitch!!!!!