Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, at work, the police were looking over video footage of an incident earlier in the day where a car had slammed hard into another one in the carpark. My manager came into the kitchen and asked if I wanted to come see it to for a laugh. The car that got hit was mine. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
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suadelaaa 0
I'd hit a bitch.
swim1650 0
bitch!
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sarawr 0
#99 - When I first read it I thought you said Millato, like the cookie. o-o
fartandlaugh 0
where is Martin? He had a pretty tight dream...
urban_el0quence 0
#105. Got killed by white people. xD EDIT: A white PERSON. =]
mikemanray 0
dude, park your car at the far end of the lot. Or, get a better looking car. maybe people will respect it more...
rihannalover 0
#59 Blame everyone's ancestors, not them, it's not like we were there to stop it. It's not like even if we tried that we could have stopped it. I'm not even gonna speak my full mind to you because I'm tired of people like you. I'm sorry your mind is full of thoughts and ideas that this was racism and that she was just paranoid and defending herself. Every time we turn a corner, it's gotta be racism. Some people: all they every think about is race and I'm just about done.
JSamson 0
@98: "Less qualified Black being hired over a more qualified White (which happens less than white people think) and the White person being upset = NOT RACIST Less qualified White being hired over a more qualified Black just because he/she is white = RAACCIISSSSTTTT" What? It seems the only racist person here is you.
Uzumaki_fml 0
The white(half asian) man has again impeded you, urban_el0quence, this time from writing your paper. Your message of racism will not reach the world (which to you is your class room), thereby increasing the repression of such things as Chapelle, the Boondocks, and Kanye West. I'm going to go sit in a rocking chair while I watch people work. My other half is going to cook raman.
blargity 0
racism happens to white people plenty of times like if a white person goes into a "bad neighborhood" with gangs of another race, they're likely to be killed for being white i hate people who blame things on race automatically D:
andrew2051 0
Less qualified Black being hired over a more qualified White (which happens less than white people think) and the White person being upset = NOT RACIST Wtf? How is that not racist? the more qualified person should always get the job, that's the whole "equal opportunity" thing. Where race plays no card. If they turned in blind applications and the one was more qualified, wouldn't he/she get the job? That statement's one of the most ignorant, piece of shit statements I have ever read. Also, I would like to point out I am a White Male, so there is no assuming made (because it makes an Ass out of u and me... get it? haha) ALSO, did you hear Obama put a 40% tax on aspirin? Because it's white and it works!
fartandlaugh 0
108? WTF ARE YOU TALKING BOUT! I did not say the chick was justified, I said she is clearly racist. I just was saying expect blacks and NA's to be a little on their toes.... 109- Hmmm... True Story?