Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my coworker got angry at a mean customer. She came to the back where I work and started punching the wall repeatedly. When I tried to intervene and stop her from breaking her hand, she punched me in the stomach and uppercut me. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, while driving to work, I stopped to let an old man cross the street. The driver behind me honked their horn, so I drove slow to piss them off. A few turns later, I pulled into the car park and noticed the other driver following me. She works in the office next to mine. We met the other day. FML
Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my coworker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients, with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML
Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
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Ninjafriends 1
I would call the cops on that bitch! Then inform HR/your boss at work, just in case she decides to go psycho on you again in the future.
Doortje 30
That is one crazy woman :O FYL!
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Doortje 30
That is one crazy woman :O FYL!
USAF_girl 3
hope u didnt act like a little bitch and not hit her back! that's why i always have a weapon handy. :-)
untoward 0
No I say OP is one stupid driver. Who sees someone walking towards their car and still gets hit.
Doortje 30
Someone who thinks his/her coworker is going to say hi, perhaps?
TomasT 0
I also hit idiots if they drive to closely behind me. Learn to keep your distance, your reflexes aren't THAT fast.
DVecc 0
I like your profile info about your music taste, I completely agree with the rap not being music :)
xGabri3L 3
Female :/
Terezi 0
Why did you have your window down for her to punch you in the first place??
ulicksam 0
Even if she's driving slowly, you're wrong for following any closer than what is safe. But she's crazy. And you got beat up by an old lady, which if funny shit.
tonyv90 0
Its also illegal to drive slower than the speed limit, slow drivers need to get the **** out of the way
guyjones 0
it's not illegal to drive under the speed LIMIT you retard. if it was, it would be a speed minimum. the word limit means you can't go over
felixshen 18
no but u cannot drive do slow as to hinder other drivers
gooBUZZ 0
It is actually illegal. If you are driving too slow as to what is safe, then you can be putting others in danger.
19990231 29
Driving under the speed limit is not illegal, driving slow enough to cause danger to other drivers is. People are allowed to go 50 in a 60 which is too slow for many of us. They are not allowed to go 30 in a 60 because that is dangerous.
Ninjafriends 1
I would call the cops on that bitch! Then inform HR/your boss at work, just in case she decides to go psycho on you again in the future.
xpxp2002 4
I would inform HR that your co-worker punched you. Aside from that easily turning into an assault and battery charge for her, it will likely (if you have a good HR department) get her reprimanded or fired. Those kinds of people don't belong in the workplace...or any place with people, anyway. And most importantly, that should teach her a lesson on how to properly deal with anger. She'll certainly know not to mess with you again.
Terezi 0
Female drivers? Well there's your problem right there. Yes, I do understand the irony of what I just said.
DocBastard 40
I'm sure you deserve it for playing Justin Bieber at your desk all day. I would have punched you too. Try switching to something a little less abrasive and I'm sure your road rage incidents will decline.
Penguinman909 7
They could listen to Torsofuck all day. I like it but I don't think many other people would be able to stand it.
Necromal 2
I know I can't. at least not torsofuck. anything other than them is good with me.
mrahhhhh 21
Well, there's your answer! Plant illegal files in her computer and watch the fun unfold! Or tell this funny story to your fellow coworkers, and watch the fun as she gets a humilating new nickname.
monagro 22
Either overtake her or stay on a safe distance. You shouldn't be pushing her to drive fast. Actually her braking and you having to pay for the combined damage might have been a better outcome.
Calyx_fml 22
Have her arrested for assault and battery.