Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, at work, the police were looking over video footage of an incident earlier in the day where a car had slammed hard into another one in the carpark. My manager came into the kitchen and asked if I wanted to come see it to for a laugh. The car that got hit was mine. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
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suadelaaa 0
I'd hit a bitch.
swim1650 0
bitch!
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brar 0
don't be a bitch, stand up for yourself
QiScorpion 0
key that bitch's car. find her license and sue the bitch. or, next time she comes, employ a local kid to slash her tyres
Jaxro 6
Get her plates, report her car stolen, or reckless drunk driver!
quantumoftruth 0
#24, i do. urban_el0quence, maybe in your town, your culture white people cant be racist cause they're too scared of being gang raped by you and your 'homies', but i can guarantee you that your a moron if you think racism is a purely trickle down effect. I think you'll find its more, its only given a shit about if its "the powerful" doing it, as you might argue. what do you think the term 'white people' is doing dumb shit? the term is Caucasian. once more in cruise control CAUCASIAN!!! /thread
morgan_5230 0
Awww man, that sucks! I'm sorry! I hate when people still use the race card. I think white people are the only people that CAN'T get away with that. Ah, well! Hope you get your car fixed.
urban_el0quence 0
#31. Please don't attack me personally. Thanks. #34. You have a valid point. The sub-fields of racism (i.e. institutionalized etc.) still affect minorities more though and in the grand scheme of things is more detrimental to the advancement of a person of color than a person of color's opinion of a white person being detrimental to a white person's advancement. Yet and still, It was wrong for the woman in the OP to cry racism when there was none. It makes situations and conversations with blame and pointed fingers occur. ..Just saying.. yet again.
iDontFail_xD 0
what #42 said, stand up for yourself. And slap that skanky hoe next time.
crazy_cat_lady 0
#19- You can't be serious. In 2009. "People of color cannot be racist against white people, only prejudice because of injustices by white ancestors". Really. So, a minority is allowed to hate white people because of things that were done in the past? But if a white person has anything to say about minorities because of all the gang violence, illiteracy, domestic abuse, tagging, unemployment, drug dealing, drug using, welfare collection, and imprisonment that are done disproportionately by minorities, that would be racism? Please, America is bending over backwards (and taking it in the ass) to kiss minority ass, even as far as refusing to deport criminal aliens so as not to seem "racist." White males are at a complete disadvantage, because if they work hard and do well, it's not because of their own effort, it's because the color of their skin put them in that position. Oh, and if minorities still can't do as well as the white man and a small percentage of people are still controlling the country, maybe the minorites should try harder. Oh, and um.... I don't see anyone holding down Oprah or President Obama. And Oprah came from the worst background you can imagine. Maybe certain people should spend less time sniveling and more time busting ass to do something with themselves. At some point, the whole "whitey is keeping me down" warcry is going to wear very thin, and then what will all the lazy, uneducated people do?
urban_el0quence 0
#45. Hey. **** you. Go back to your trailer and **** your cousin. Thanks. =] P.S. That's not being racist. It's stereotyping.. and probably accurately.
hahahalol 0
#29: grow up. "taking some classes" do not make one an expert, even more so for such an imprecise science like sociology. secondly, i think the argument is largely a question of semantics. for the layperson, #14 and #19 are being needlessly pedantic; whatever stupid term you want to use, the bottom line for the rest of the normal people here, is that racism, or reverse racism, is having your race played against you needlessly, and i think that is clearly what has happened here. sucks to be you, OP.