Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, at work, the police were looking over video footage of an incident earlier in the day where a car had slammed hard into another one in the carpark. My manager came into the kitchen and asked if I wanted to come see it to for a laugh. The car that got hit was mine. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
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suadelaaa 0
I'd hit a bitch.
swim1650 0
bitch!
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swim1650 0
bitch!
suadelaaa 0
I'd hit a bitch.
ephilation 0
Ugh. Dude, that really sucks. People using the "racism" card like this just diminish the meaning of the word for everyone else.
rukusrazor 0
Hey dude. It's the 21st century. Get over yourself and your race. Biggot. I kid. I kid. Shoulda just ran out and choked a bitch. Or at least drop kicked her ass.
whereisbob_fml 0
i hope that bitch burns :)
guitardedman 0
hahahahahaha 4 said choked a bitch... just about to pull a line from chappelle's show: "Is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch? he doesn't want to but it looks like he's gonna have to choke a bitch" but that said, i would've quit and ****** her shit up. my truck was keyed at school once and i was ******* livid. shoulda beat some ass
zacht27 0
get her license and sue her. And its ridiculous that people still use the race card. There is racism in this world, and it's against white males. Now whenever a minority does not get a job, or get arrested or doesnt get what they want. They say its because of there race. It's ridiculous.
MaramaBreaksFace 0
What a cow! FYL
LolCows 0
agree 4 and 7. btw. kill her? slam her car multiple times? tell the cops she was racist and she rammed into u because u are ____.
deabruzo 0
get her license plate and file a police report. Then have her insurance pay to have it fixed.