Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, at work, the police were looking over video footage of an incident earlier in the day where a car had slammed hard into another one in the carpark. My manager came into the kitchen and asked if I wanted to come see it to for a laugh. The car that got hit was mine. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
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suadelaaa 0
I'd hit a bitch.
swim1650 0
bitch!
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fartandlaugh 0
75, well, doesn't sound soooooooo fun.
rihannalover 0
I hate this. Not your FML, but the fact that this woman thought you were racist for telling her to be more careful (not to mention you were in the right spot to say so). And also that your boss would go along with this, not even asking what happened. Last, what she did to your car after accusing you of being a racist and potentially firing you. Sorry this happened... (I'm not racist, my post sounds like I am but I'm not.)
urban_el0quence 0
#78. I KNOW RIGHT. Craziest mess I've heard in a while.. #77. ONE black presdent doesn't change everything. Just saying. Without the white vote, he wouldn't have gotten into office so yes, white people do hold the power. NEXT.
ams116 0
Pull the race card.
strangersdk 0
14 and 19, you don't quite know what you're talking about. I have taken Psychology and Sociology courses and received A's in the classes. Racism against white males is quite possible. A prime example is Canadian University tenure positions. At least 1/2 of the tenure positions at any University or College MUST be held by women, even though women make up 20% of the applicants and white males make up around 60%. The women are practically guaranteed the position even though they may lack qualifications; if all the women have positions and still do not reach 1/2, then racial minorities are picked first (preferably one with a disability - that always looks good), and after ever minority and women has a position, THEN a white male can receive the status. I'm not saying racism doesn't exist both ways, but not every act is racist and many systems are now becoming dead set against whites. Is it today's current population of white males' fault that slavery existed? Or that the Native Americans were killed? Makes sense to blame them for their ancestors faults.
fartandlaugh 0
Everyone, stop calling Barack black. He African. I know black people, and they don't no shit about Africa!
HFLJman989 0
Thats bullshit, it seems that racism is just a ****** up excuse most people come up with when they don't like you, and whats worse is that because our civilization is so stuck up and backwards they let that kind of stuff happen, instead of saying screw you.
fartandlaugh 0
86.. Your percentages don't equal a hundred bro.... Male 60% Female20% ????
fartandlaugh 0
87 meant to say Know* typo
Vehicle 1
I hate when people say 'omg you're being racist' when you really aren't. You know you could have gotten the cops involved in that...