Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at his parents' house. I was overjoyed. His mom hugged me with tears in her eyes. His father, who never really spoke before, hugged me a few hours later when we were alone, his hands traveling to my ass and whispering, "I can change your mind." FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years tell his friend he was going to "pop the question." Ecstatic, I wore my nicest dress and got my hair done for dinner. Near the end, he leant in romantically and asked if we could start doing anal. So much for marriage. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage. I guess I hit the spot, because he muttered, "Please marry me" into the pillow. Considering we've been going out for years and had spoken about marriage before, I stopped in my tracks. He stammered, "Oh, I mean... Not like that. Will you keep going?" FML
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Top comments
whowantsit 0
don't get lazy
DreamerofWorlds 0
If he said it in a "haha, jk" kind of way, then you need to chill out. I get the impression that it was meant to be funny, not serious. My boyfriend would probably say something like this, and I'd just sweetly remind him that if angered, I could easily chomp down on him during said ********, lol. It's all in fun.
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Comments (242)
whowantsit 0
don't get lazy
The_grumpy_bear 0
It's all the more reason to get better at it!! ;3
Tht_one_crazyj 0
I agree
sosoinlove09 0
yep and for her husband to not get lazy either
cookiemobzta 0
get lazy and get laid off
mizzleshizzle 0
he does have a valid argument. believe me it means he really loves you and for your relationship's sake, he's communicating his needs. ahahaha but seriously, nothing sucks more than a girl who sucks dick... at sucking dick.
happyhak 5
#34 has a point. He is just stating his needs. He probably could've done it in a more gentle way but still...Congrats to you and your boyfriend for getting married, OP!
seanders 10
34: I don't bitch even if she did badly, cause there's many men out there who would kill just for a girl to put it in her mouth in the first place;)
bricksta_op 0
he is right. props to him.
duckie227 22
guy is probably joking or said it in a joking way and OP doesn't want to admit it
EllyH 0
Neither of you should get lazy ^^ congratz to you both :D
amberbby69 6
Haha, he's right though. If you don't blow him, someone else will.
rawrcupcakesz 0
Doesn't that suck. OP start putting your mouth in work.
PimpdaddyCJT 13
well you better not get lazy
iCJ86 0
hahahahahhaha
connorfinch 0
how dare he like good bj's he must be a terrible person that will ruin your life
sourgirl101 29
I'm a stupid cuntface. ;P
Melgros 0
how is this an fml?
frankdatank1112 0
now go make him a sammich! JK, congrats
fmlbai 0
******* hell 72 is hot.
ryguy997 0
how is this a ydi.
wiggz1990 0
he's got a point ,, and 72 wow just wow
TaylorTotsYumm 10
You just got proposed to and you're complaining about some joke your fiancé made? JEEEBUS, stop complaining and be happy.
DamnDatFML 0
Your Fiancè wins
GinandJenkem 0
I wonder how good Rawr is at giving ********, that is, if she does.
Randomassdude 0
bitch don't complain and post this on fml you're the one who said yes -_-
SilenNex 0
agree 34, marrige is no excuse to slack on sex
Sexyshmeagletron 0
hotness
lovely_asian 0
hahaha don't get lazy woman!
JoNaPatasaw 5
hahaha good choice of words!!!
mizzleshizzle 0
I ponder 51's ponder as well. Can bi girls give good bjs? The biological scientist in me, coupled along with the love of recieving bjs, would love to find out.
BangOut 2
#72 is a nympho. check her profile. ask her for BJ.
MauriceWinifred 0
You know what they say, men aren't attracted to their wives after marriage. Don't worry op, he'll get tired of you soon enough (:
USAF_RescueMike 0
43 is pretty accurate i would say lol
Fireflies94 0
yeah, I totally agree
FMLRevoluSean 0
Lol so what?
knibbsy 4
So what is right. If I ever get engaged, I would totally say something like this to my new fiancé. If OP got pissed off and made a big deal about it, that'd be a good hint about what marriage will be like. Bitch.
fxxxmylyfe 0
he's an asshole. sorry girl.
seanders 10
No I'm sorry your just a dumb bitch. I'm sure he just was joking yet hinting that she should put the same effort in thief foreplay and love making
seanders 10
Thier*
duckie227 22
their* I believe you mean
seanders 10
Yes, I thank you:). Nothing like a good old double fail while accusing a peer of idiocy.
austin_DGAF 0
you're* welcome.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ha!
GinandJenkem 0
5, This will all become clear when you wrap your lips around your first black pole.
OMGJASMiNE 0
haha prove him wrong make them better? but he's an ass(x
SokDek 14
nice **** #6
OMGJASMiNE 0
thankz(x ???
AndyM18 0
I agreed lol
OMGJASMiNE 0
25 agree with what?
senik23 0
I agree :)
mizzleshizzle 0
I whole chestedly agree with 11.
OMGJASMiNE 0
ohhh lol
065239501 0
I agree
OMGJASMiNE 0
okay thanks?(x
JGood09 0
here come the stalker perverts, oh nooooo
OMGJASMiNE 0
yea I know right! hellp(x
seanders 10
On a different note 6, either the angle and your hair make your neck look really long, or it is long.
OMGJASMiNE 0
it's the angle && my hair (x lol yu can tell where my sholder and neck kinda connect it's hard to explain (x but yur right it does look funny (:
JGood09 0
i got ya jasmine, we'll take on these stalkers haha
seanders 10
Ah yes when I look now I can notice it. Glad you know I wasn't trying to troll ya. Just thought I'd focus the attention away from your chest lol jk. Besides a girls mind is more important to me looks are a perk. I'm more conceded with what's between thier eyes, no what's between thier chest or legs
OMGJASMiNE 0
61 well said I give yu propz(: n 58 yes yes we will lol(:
seanders 10
TY my dear:)
OMGJASMiNE 0
yur welcome
irockfendergirl 0
54- Your neck does seem to look long, UNTIL I flipped your photo over. Then it's perfectly fine. Well anyhow, nice photo. :)
irockfendergirl 0
61- awesome comment! It's nice to know there are respectable guys out there. :) That's definitely a bonus for any girl that dates you.
OMGJASMiNE 0
thanks #127(x
seanders 10
Thanks 129:) I appreciate it. Been with my girlfriend for 5 years 7 months
JGood09 0
And you havent proposed yet? Ya better get on that
seanders 10
Once I'm done my masters my friend, it's all in good time:)
QuagmireJr 2
disagree
BigD3452 6
I wish my wife thought like you!!
Arthurie 30
This whole thread is a mess.. an uncomfortable and creepy mess..
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Sometimes it feels like most of the comments made before 2012 are completely just copy and pasted from a middle schoolers text log.
SirSantpoort 0
Bite it off.
Ruff_fml 3
lovinit5683 0
Well don't get lazyy!!!
Iceman86 0
lovinit ur really pretty
wbz_smdplz 0
8 ...... u should give me. a *******
Cinn_fml 23
What's the big deal? The guy has a point, sure, you might not've liked the timing, just take it in good humour and tell him the same back if it bothers you so much.
DreamerofWorlds 0
If he said it in a "haha, jk" kind of way, then you need to chill out. I get the impression that it was meant to be funny, not serious. My boyfriend would probably say something like this, and I'd just sweetly remind him that if angered, I could easily chomp down on him during said ********, lol. It's all in fun.
paultheboriqua 0
Don't get lazy in your ********. Just go blow someone else.
MrCalves 1
it could've been worse. he could've said that the whole proposal was a joke