Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, at work, the police were looking over video footage of an incident earlier in the day where a car had slammed hard into another one in the carpark. My manager came into the kitchen and asked if I wanted to come see it to for a laugh. The car that got hit was mine. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
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suadelaaa 0
I'd hit a bitch.
swim1650 0
bitch!
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fartandlaugh 0
19-cool, 67- weak sauce, 68- very insightful
urban_el0quence 0
#65. Fail. White women have the highest welfare rates. =] #68. I agree with you 100%. I know for a fact that not all white people are racist and assumptions hurt. But many assumptions are exactly that and many of them are also grounded in the fact that there are some racist whites. One bad apple spoils the bunch I guess.
Claeric 0
"Before you start with me.. check your facts. People of Color cannot be racist against White People. Only prejudice from the injustices put upon them by the White ancestors.." Oh dear god you are mentally retarded.
shadowstalker 0
hey 59, could alwas give them a free ticket back to africa, hahahahahaha.
fartandlaugh 0
70- You can be mean to someone else that is another race, your attacks just should not be racially driven. If you hit someone's car accidentally, it's not racist. If you hit it purposely, like "eat scratches and dings ******!," that's a bit racist...
Uzumaki_fml 0
#19: .......Anyway. White people need to stop complaining about their white privilege being checked.....everyone does that. Seriously. It's a new day........Of course it is. Yesterday was Thursday. Been going on for entirely too long. BOTTOM LINE. White Heterosexual Males have more cultural capital and more privilege than any group in America...Fiction. See most recent President. White Heterosexual Males, despite the small number, still manage to keep the running of an entire country under their control.... See most recent President.
spoonboy 0
Are the people here claiming that white males are at a disadvantage SERIOUS? Jesus Christ, everyone just wants to be the victim, don't they?
ohhhhshizzz 0
#45: stfu, don't stereotype everyone into one category. I know plenty white, black, and spanish people and they all act differently. And not one of them says HOMIE! So if you're going to talk about a race atleast put something that they use, and it is not that. So yeah gtf. Because you obviously have no clue what you are talking about. And if I were to ever meet you, I wouldn't gang rape you, too ugly for that. No. Id just kick your ass in a one on one fight. #74: learn how to spell, you fail at being funny. Seriously. And OP: Yeah, I don't like when people pull the race card. Im black and I absolutely hate it. From all sides. I know for a fact, because a lot of my white friends like to say that our black teacher doesn't like them because they are white. But that teacher doesn't like me. So I just think that teacher is a bitch. And that lady is an idiot and a bitch. You really should have kicked her ass, or sued her for doing that to your car. And then calling you a racist when you were doing nothing that could have been racist towards her whatsoever.
sarawr 0
#59. Although very much of America was "built on the backs of" black slaves, there was a decent amount of white slaves as well, that attributed to the raising of this great country. I don't really think any of the wrongs against any race in US history has ever been righted, but either way... The Native Americans deserve their reservations~their ancestors were nearly wiped out by germ warfare, unfair slaughter, and stealing of land. You know what Columbus used to have his men do? He would have them take a Native American baby, and have two men each hold one arm, and two hold it by the legs. They would then pull, literally ripping limbs from the baby, to see who was strongest. And to boot, the man who orchestrated all of that, gets his own special day.
moosey1234 0
lol i can soo see myself doing tht to sumones car lol it'd be mean but no offense thts really funny!! lol