Today, I was babysitting for my usual parents. After putting the baby to sleep I put some popcorn in the microwave and went to the bathroom. When I came out the whole kitchen was filled with smoke. One of the neighbors saw and called 911. I'm out of a job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to make popcorn in the microwave but forgot to remove the plastic wrapper. The kitchen filled with smoke, the fire alarm went off and my neighbors came knocking to see if I was alright. When they asked what caused it, I had to admit that it was “Erm… popcorn.” FML
Today, I was home alone and tried to make some popcorn so I could watch a movie. Thirty minutes later, my parents came home and found me talking to the firemen. FML
Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell of smoke. Alarmed, I ran out to the kitchen to find my roommates trying to put out a fire on the stove. As soon as they saw me, they ran for it, informing me that it was my problem now. They used my good frying pan. FML
Today, I was making dinner when the smoke alarm started going off. I opened all the windows and stood there waving a towel at it like an idiot. Then I realized that the alarm was coming from the apartment next door. FML
Today, I had to call 911. Why? My fireplace caught on fire. FML
Today, I managed to set off the smoke detectors while cooking burgers. The cops and fire department showed up. FML
Today, I got off night shift and went home to make a batch of taquitos. I put them in the oven and sat down on the couch, only to pass out. I woke up 8 hours later to my wife getting home from work and freaking out that the house smelled like smoke. I think I overcooked them. FML
Today, while I was in a very important meeting on Skype, my apartment complex was evacuated due to the fire alarm going off. The reason was that my neighbor put a fork in his microwave due to him being extremely drunk. FML
Today, I tried to microwave a leftover burrito. I forgot to remove the foil it was wrapped in. The microwave went into overdrive in a dramatic display of sparks, the fire alarm went off, and I had to convince the neighbors at my door not to evacuate their apartments. I still haven’t eaten. FML
Today, I was fired from my job because I would "scare" the customers. Two days ago, a coworker spilled fry oil onto the grill, causing flames to singe my eyebrows and the front of my hair off. FML
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Top comments
LadyLane 0
If you can't make popcorn, you probably shouldn't baby sit.
christa953 12
you're out of a job, they're out of a microwave.
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Comments (79)
mariazzz 5
did you get paid at least? lol
iNekoGamergurl 0
"heres your pay for trying to burn down my house and almost kill my baby!!:) thanks a bunch!! :D"
T3P33_fml 0
you forgot "come back later".
christa953 12
you're out of a job, they're out of a microwave.
wendyyyy 0
Hahaha.
rockyraccoon28 8
and a babysitter.
kyliebear 15
NEVER LEAVE ******* POPCORN UNATTENDED..:D
monkosis71 6
what if its non ******* popcorn?
FairyTales_fml 6
I did that one time. it's like a yellow smoke and the yellow will never come off the microwave lol
LadyLane 0
If you can't make popcorn, you probably shouldn't baby sit.
Kallik 0
true
shanemc1991 0
I second this.... or third?
steeledwolf 8
Op can't make ice without blowin up the house ether lol
KiddNYC1O 22
Most have buttons for that shit.
iBanana 17
At least it's only babysitting :D
MisherzzSquisher 0
Op should still be more careful and pay attention! :0
sonkey 0
YDI for not being where you belong..
DKjazz 20
Oh, I get it. Sexism. Sammich and whatnot.
samadams42 0
He/she must have been taking a pretty damn big shit if the house smoked out before she was done lol.
samadams42 0
Op's a Jerry.