Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML
Today, I heard a loud-speaker announcement in my college that someone had left their car in the car park, still running, with keys in the ignition. I laughed at that person's foolishness until I realised it was mine. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML
Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, I locked my car. I put the key in my bag when suddenly my car began to roll backwards. I tried to get the key out of my bag but couldn't find it, and with the other hand I tried to stop the car. The worst thing was that some dumbass was watching me and didn't help. FML
Today, I accidentally left the handbrake off in my car, got out, locked it, and started walking away. Then I heard a loud noise and looked over my shoulder and the car was gone. Of course, it hit the only other car parked in the street. FML
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Abby97 0
Ouch! Haha my mom did that one time and I was still in the car! It was so scary!
kittybell 0
Fail. =D
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Bashar_fml 0
rofl at u
mercilessadi 0
Today,while coming out of a restaurant,I saw a car running over a dog in a parking lot. After reaching home I realized that the dog was mine.fml |^^|
polkadot1196 0
Same. You'd think you would remember to put on the brakes.... I just see it in my head!!
ananamoose 0
Do you have a movie screen in your head? NO YOU DON"T so I BET you DON"T see it IN YOUR HEAD!! Ididoso
nam3 0
why wuld they go back in???
TurtleSmile 14
At least a hot girl noticed you, OP. I guess that's a step in the right direction?
Abby97 0
Ouch! Haha my mom did that one time and I was still in the car! It was so scary!
bob1233 0
LMAO!
uthral 0
Were you on a boat ramp at the time?
kittybell 0
Fail. =D
growingupnextmon 3
Not necessarily if he had been astute he would have been able to turn it into a conversation with the hot girl.
elara15 0
Sheesh, male drivers! See how generalizations never accomplish anything? Regardless of your gender, pay attention to your vehicle. YDI, son.
serpicosghost 0
YDI for eating in a restaurant
SimpleSimon 0
YDI for being a useless driver
marz88 0
Why is my FML red? and how do I get rid of it. OP = Pure genius. Possible Darwin Award nominee one day
Intoxicunt 6
FML is being retarded. I've been trying to post a reply to you. Maybe this one will work. You can't. It's an ad for a movie and will be gone in a couple days.
TheTrainKid 20
Don't use the R word.
Trooth 13
That is hilarious!! rofl
growingupnextmon 3
At least you got their attention.
XTheDesertSongX 17
I'm sorry but rofl. this is a fail and again I'm sorry but YDI... god this is retarded though D:
Intoxicunt 6
I really think the girls are irrelevant. The car rolling away is an FYL with a YDI. I notice that it's embarrassing because ANYONE saw you, but the fact they were hot girls (who were walking out anyway) isn't really a necessary detail. So like I said, FYL/YDI both.