Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, a woman in an SUV rolled a stop sign and hit me, resulting in simultaneously twisting my foot in my bike and being knocked into oncoming traffic. Her excuse before I went to the ER? The sun was in her eyes. FML
Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML
Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
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Jewelofagal 2
I hope you called the police.
txgirl09 5
Hit and run is pretty hardcore illegal. I bet they can track her down and prosecute her. Geesh, people like her should be exiled so normal people don't have to deal with their jackassery.
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Comments (120)
capwn7 0
what a bitch. fyl :(
NobodysLover 0
I knooo Damn call the cops :(
Reyo 2
Call the cops. Gather witnesses. Get her ass thrown in jail. Sue for any bodily harm. Pretty simple. Unless it happened on some backroad in the middle of the night, someone will have either heard it or saw it happen.
The_Pleb 0
Pffffft women drivers FTL..... Apparently female drivers cause more deaths then drugs.... FACT We should take the right to drive from females and give them a kitchen license instead O yeah and we should take the right to vote from them too, and the right to speak... they make to much noise nowadays. FYL...
popoman 0
You should just **********. Enjoy yourself.
alan1011 0
call the cops or run the old fart down in her driveway later then beat on her for a while till she isn't dumber than a stump.
ZleveL 0
it's a lady driving guys. why are we not surprised *shakes head left to right* *taps foot*
cupcakemann95 7
lol 1 I knew someone was going to say that!
Jewelofagal 2
I hope you called the police.
white_rabbit 0
I know, right?
plutosaplanet 0
anytime ive blacked out i cant remember anything anyone said
Wet_Dream 0
haha
boatkicker 5
Hit, not run over. Drive went through intersection hit OP, stopped the car, waited for OP to move out of the way, rolled down the window, shouted and drove off.
dacho 7
Agreed.
liveBabylon 0
I live in Cali.. Just people are stupid drivers who thinks there all "bad ass" cuz They speed, I on the other hand speed but am ****** good enough to not crash
xclegend613 0
why don't women need to drive? BECAUSE THERE IS NO HIGHWAY FROM THE BEDROOM TO THE KITCHEN... THAT'S THE ONLY PLACE THEY ARE NEEDED
inconvienentgurl 0
#69 YOU NEED TO SHUT UP!! WOMEN CAN DO ALOT MORE THAN YOU CAN YOU INCONSIDERATE JERK just cause 1 woman is stupid enough to hit a guy and drive away doesnt mean all are like that you need to get a life... your going to spend the rest of what you have as a "life" miserable and die alone cause you act like that... THERE are things women can do that men cant!!!
ryguy997 0
57: soon I'm gona see an fml from you saying you hit a tree a tree or something.
janise 2
She said partly blacked out so she probably meant things were foggy but she could still hear.
guitardedman 0
15 is the man
Inked2009 0
Asshole shut the **** up, there is way more idiotic male drivers then female dipshit.
comanderfps 0
Ahh yes, that's why males have the stigma of being bad drivers... Oh wait a minute, they don't. It's women who do... It's ok, I forgive you for making that mistake. To be fair all humans kind of look the same, just some of them are better drivers-namely men.
letitbe56 0
Don't feed the trolls.
blobner_bob 0
truedat
ownage24 0
yep. nd op I'd sue her ass
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Woman driver = fail. Two women driving accident = Epic fail. That's a huge offense and I hope you at least got the make and model of the car that hit you. Chances are she didn't make it too far before getting stopped, but the important thing is you're still alive. (starts chuckling) Sorry, I couldn't say that with a straight face.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
(clears throat and tilts head crooked and closes mouth) But the important thing is that you're (starts laughing) still... alive (laughs hysterically) (still laughing) Sorry. It is simply impossible.
chrispyy21 0
ur REEL gey mercyfml
kims0706 10
I love how you have to type in parentheses that you were laughing to yourself. It shows your raging social life.
BangOut 2
Where did my previous comment go? Damn, women drivers ftw 0.o
Lolrus 0
wow. what a bitch.
Witchcraft_fml 5
I like Mercy's idea. It smells like satisfying revenge. EDIT: Hey, where'd her comment go? :o
txgirl09 5
Hit and run is pretty hardcore illegal. I bet they can track her down and prosecute her. Geesh, people like her should be exiled so normal people don't have to deal with their jackassery.
Callyn 47
Stupid reply system, not related to the previous post. OP, you have to take legal action. I hope you're ok.
Chefwannabe 0
more like license plate. wow.
pisser27 0
find her and eat her children.
misspeg 0
sounds like some pretty scary stuff. sometimes I wonder how the heck some people get their license. especially asian people in Australia. except for me though. I'm an excellent asian driver lol
comanderfps 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Yet another reason woman shouldn't be allowed to drive.