Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, as I tried to parallel park at a busy spot downtown, a group of teens jumped in front of my car and started a slow clap. FML
Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML
Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML
Today, the last parking space outside my work was tiny but I tried to parallel park there in desperation. A school kid saw the whole attempt and sarcastically clapped me as I gave up and drove away. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML
Today, I thought I'd finally mastered the art of parallel parking. Feeling proud of myself, I got out of the car to admire my handiwork, only to realise I'd parked halfway onto the sidewalk and completely blocked the entrance to a cafe. I had to sheepishly move my car while enduring the glares of annoyed pedestrians. FML
Today, a nice couple came in to buy a car. I offered to drive it out from the line of cars for them, since it was a tight squeeze. They then watched as I managed to back it straight into another car, causing a large amount of damage to both. FML
Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML
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Top comments
Jackiess22 0
This really doesn't seem too bad. if I were watching I would clap for you succeeding! The other person parked like a dick and you pulled out of it with out ******* up your car. Congrats.
largefoofighter 0
I just picture you backing out like an old lady in a buick
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Comments (56)
10thPrestige 0
It possibly couldn't have been as hard as my strap on right now.
FruityLoooons 8
...what. :l
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
hey me too! im starting to get a rash :s
10thPrestige 0
Use aloe it helps with those damned rashes.
ATSViper 15
Really?! Hoping your not a guy.
10thPrestige 0
Yes, I'm a very sexy male.
ydi_4_suking 20
i like to glue post it notes on peoples windshields asking them to park correctly
Stroke_Her_Ace 15
yep
xmayne 0
yes
Hide_Yo_Kids 0
most likely an Asian.
HeavyMetalViking 0
42,No wai, I can dliving the car, I dliving the car for the twenty yuhs and no accident. Me no lying.
largefoofighter 0
I just picture you backing out like an old lady in a buick
Isabel312 0
Are you sure you weren't crookedly parked?
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Y U NO PARK PROPERLY!!!
california283 6
y u no palk plopelry*
ydi_4_suking 20
y tha fakken yew b taulkin lik this?
lamAzn 0
you duh ashun like me? lol jk, *claps*
Jackiess22 0
This really doesn't seem too bad. if I were watching I would clap for you succeeding! The other person parked like a dick and you pulled out of it with out ******* up your car. Congrats.
SchiTzenGiglez 0
I applaud you as well OP
beastxmanx45123 0
I agree this seems like they were congratulating you. so how is this an fml?
Accept 11
Better to have a audience And At least you didn't hit a car
Livinia 11
Haha :). At least they found your terrible backing out skills amusing.
PurpleMonkeysFor 0
terrible? No no no. they were applauding because he made it out without hitting any of the other cars, I would never be able to do that..
dreamering 16
I witnessed a similar situation few months ago, with exception that the driver hit two cars before got out and another one few seconds later.
10thPrestige 0
aww