Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, at work, the police were looking over video footage of an incident earlier in the day where a car had slammed hard into another one in the carpark. My manager came into the kitchen and asked if I wanted to come see it to for a laugh. The car that got hit was mine. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
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suadelaaa 0
I'd hit a bitch.
swim1650 0
bitch!
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Shimrra_fml 0
call the cops and file an accident report. OR, when you know she is parked, go to "the bathroom" and move your car about 4 inches away and write in a sharpie on her windshield "hit me now sucker!" but subtly is the best. take a quart of engine oil and put it in her gas tank.
mf_fml 0
for something like that, i'd do the reasonable thing and...fight her. but then again, i guess that could also be considered racist. damn.
thinkpink 0
#7. Well I certainly hope YOU don't get the job. You can't even spell "their" in the correct form. No one wants to hire someone that can't spell and differentiate between simple terms. There are other errors in your posting as well.
urban_el0quence 0
#7 and #9 are delusional as far as racism against white males. btw. racism is a TRICKLE DOWN effect. White men are still on top and there is NO SUCH THING as "reverse racism". Visit a Sociology class. Doesn't stop the car thing from being messed up though..
ejvlols 0
#13, wtf is wrong with you? how he spells a word has nothing to do with this.
ejvlols 0
#14--- learn to spell. and by the way, there is sucH a thing as racism against white people
arichi 0
OP: why didn't you go to the police? Accidental dinging doesn't require an accident report, but deliberate dinging does. #14: wtf is wrong with you? Racism is racism, stop making excuses for it.
Melsy187 3
I would ******* kill her.
urban_el0quence 0
#16 LMAOAOLMAOALLMAOLMAOALMAOALMAOAL. You crack me up. You picked the perfect day to start with me.. Anyway. White people need to stop complaining about their white privilege being checked. Seriously. It's a new day. Been going on for entirely too long. BOTTOM LINE. White Heterosexual Males have more cultural capital and more privilege than any group in America. Fact. White Heterosexual Males, despite the small number, still manage to keep the running of an entire country under their control. Fact. Before you start with me.. check your facts. People of Color cannot be racist against White People. Only prejudice from the injustices put upon them by the White ancestors.. ..Just saying. Back to typing my paper on this VERY subject.
Gryphon 0
Man thats just ****** up. Can't believe somebody would pull racsim over that..I mean there is racsim problems.. but that was not one of them. punch that bitch