Today, my ex friend turned half the school against me, saying I stole and damaged her phone, both lies. Things escalated and she threatened to jump me if I didn't apologize. I apologized but now she's making me pay money for something I didn't do, and I'm seriously considering a restraining order. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML
Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML
Today, while high, I accidentally sent a pizza to my ex-girlfriend's house instead of my apartment. She has a restraining order out on me. This is bad. FML
Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted, "I'm going to kill you and use your head as a hood ornament" to my ex-fiancé, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML
Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML
Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML
Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML
Today, at my high school reunion, my old bully tried to apologize but I told her to fuck off. She wouldn't leave me alone, so I purposely spilled my drink on her. I got kicked out. FML
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UsernameNotRandom 10
Get the police involved. Report all of it, show your evidence/proof if you have it, especially the threats of violence. That way if anything does happen, it's all recorded when you have her arrested for assault.
xaddrus 17
that’s when you call her bluff and say you’ll kick her ass. will you? no, but she’ll think you will, and that’s enough to send most anyone off. if it don’t. mace is a good option
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xaddrus 17
that’s when you call her bluff and say you’ll kick her ass. will you? no, but she’ll think you will, and that’s enough to send most anyone off. if it don’t. mace is a good option
RichardPencil 32
Does that mean the other half of the school is with you? You should have a rumble like in the "Beat It" video. Polish up your dance moves!
UsernameNotRandom 10
Get the police involved. Report all of it, show your evidence/proof if you have it, especially the threats of violence. That way if anything does happen, it's all recorded when you have her arrested for assault.
Chazzster 32
Never admit to things you didn’t do or apologize for something you didn’t do. Once you admit to something or apologize for the other party will claim that’s an admission of guilt… Get the police involved. Your ex friend is no good and probably knows exactly what they are doing to you.