Today, my neighbours had an extremely loud party, which began at midnight and didn't end until 6. I know this because I had a 15 minute sleep, seeing as I had to wake up at quarter past. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's the second night in a row when I thought, "I really need to catch up on my sleep deficit!" and instead had an even shittier night than the one before. My neighbours just started a party right under my window. FML
Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML
Today, I sleep during the day because I work nights. My neighbors have a very loud wedding and reception in their backyard including a live mariachi band. FML
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML
Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML
Today, I was called an "inconsiderate scum bucket" by my neighbor because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs, as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML
Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML
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Top comments
Eashy 16
This is why we have police, If it is that big of a disturbance, call the police, they will have them either end the party or quiet down. Or just buy noise cancellation headphones/go join the party.
praahe 10
You should've called the police on them for disturbing the peace.
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Comments (11)
Regulate 21
Reminds me of the guy who lives above me. DJ Top Flat we've named him. Listens to decent music but that's not the point. Hope tonight is a lot quieter for you.
Eashy 16
This is why we have police, If it is that big of a disturbance, call the police, they will have them either end the party or quiet down. Or just buy noise cancellation headphones/go join the party.
RichardPencil 32
You should have called the police! Maybe they'd let you sleep the night in a nice quiet jail cell. I mean, no one wants to ruin a great party!
chessu 21
I would've been fuming! FYL
praahe 10
You should've called the police on them for disturbing the peace.
species4872 20
It being down here the cops will probably arrive tonight.
mas12806 24
Did you tell them to quiet down? If not, don't expect them to read your mind
mariri9206 32
It would be wise to know the noise ordinance laws in your area because they are definitely breaking them and can be fined. You should have called the cops.
jauregz 2
Hi! OP here. I did call the police, they didn't show up. I called them again, they'd obviously been having a busy night. Our neighbours are quite scary, they've had several fights break out on the front lawn. Not really people I want to approach in the dead of night.
Sparx1_1 16
YDI next time call the police