Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML
Today, I waited for the single bathroom for a very long time. I finally knocked on the door and found no one was in there. FML
Today, I found myself locked in a bathroom for the second time in my life. This time at least I was at home. I live alone. I had to break the window on the shower door and crawl out. Now, I need to crawl in/out to shower, brush my teeth and more. FML
Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML
Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom. It was of course quite dark, and unbeknownst to me, the door was closed. I walked into it. Then I tried to open it, missed the door knob, and walked into the door again. FML
Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Today, I woke up at 2am and went to use the toilet. I sat there doing my business, when I heard a voice whisper my name from behind me. I live alone and the toilet is right up against the wall. I screamed and ran back to my room, then went without sleep for the rest of the night. FML
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Top comments
xRegretItAll 3
At least no one saw that.. (:
Isabel312 0
awe. I'm sorry. maybe just a habit. I do it too.
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Comments (102)
Isabel312 0
awe. I'm sorry. maybe just a habit. I do it too.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Y U KNOCK!!
largefoofighter 0
oh he no here!!
imlagginglol 0
Eh. This isn't so bad I do it all time out of habit.
HeavyMetalViking 0
he no answering!
Keffin 0
happens to the best us. your not alone OP :)
ilovecheeer 0
At least noone saw you do itttt (:
NastyNinja31 0
if sumone answerd u that wud b a fml
glenzhao2 16
You live alone? That's what YOU think....
xRegretItAll 3
At least no one saw that.. (:
Mustardnight 3
im pretty sure i saw it on foreveralone.com
salmonbean 0
well we all know about it now......
Justine Malang 16
Yet everyone knows about it XD
Heather_x0x0 6
EPIC FAIL!
10thPrestige 0
....-_______-'
MarkFeehily 0
You can never be too careful, I guess? :P
zuzupetalsYO 11
even if it's imaginary
dreamering 16
Do you say "goodnight" or "good morning" out loud too?
iLazy 0
Now who the hell shouts that everytime?
dreamering 16
I guess the OP. Did you read the story or you’re thinking that the OP is asking cockroaches’ permission to use the bathroom?
laughattack98 0
I think OP should get a forever alone hoodie
Maurop 0
yyeess!!! hahaha
Livinia 11
Have you been living alone for a long time? If not, then it's not really that weird.
PurpleMonkeysFor 0
Yeah, for about a week after my roommate moved out of our apartment, I was still in all the habits of making enough food for two and knocking before entering rooms. I see no FML in this..
dayve 0
forever alone D:
BamBarBiYaKergud 2
Its funny and sad. get an kitten or puppy to not to be alone at least hehe
ydi_4_suking 20
thats how people start turning into the crazy cat lady in the block
Thanatos1206 0
Good thing nobody else was around to hear it.