Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
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Top comments
Lexipants 21
Bro, he mowed the shit out of them.
firefox9778 20
Oh my god. I would be horrified. How many rabbits were there, OP?
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Comments (170)
Silk_Routes 14
lucky to have not found n anaconda
YourOpinionSucks 22
Lawnmower used cut! It was super effective!
kavyashahs 16
So cute
hailhydra 6
yess I've always found bloodied out dead rabbits cute as fuq
charleslaatz 7
Once when my dad was mowing the lawn, I saw some brown turd looking things moving in a hole in the ground, so I figured I'd tell my dad after he was done mowing, well that didn't work out too well, because when I want to show him what one of them had a red ass... It was hard to tell if it was bleeding, burnt, red because the hair got cut off, leaving red skin underneath, but as far as I know today, they're all alive and well
majesticous 29
Gotta catch 'em all!
cjfred 13
I think you mean the family of rabbits "had been" living in your lawn. The poor things don't live anywhere anymore.
hazzamyman 11
that would've been a traumatic experience. hope you're alright :)
0h_Boy 26
I guess this was your last Easter then, huh?
cari_cat 19
There were no survivors.
02mustang 7
YDI for letting your grass grow that high