Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walked out to the living room, and told my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He said no, then pretended to fall asleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML
Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said, "Right now?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML
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nicknesser 0
Who needs lingerie? Walk out there naked. Duh!
OwNowBrownCow 0
Acting at it's finest
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OwNowBrownCow 0
Acting at it's finest
xo_summer_xo 0
Get a refund! :) And a new boyfriend :P
956TXking 0
seduction fail
hqureshi 0
OP, would you like a cookie for all your hard work?
Son_of_Helghan 0
here we go option 3: kill your boyfriend then sell yourself on eBay
jamiebuczko 0
lmfao! option 3 ruleZ!
abcdefghijKayla 0
so you didn't get sex that night... oooh your life sucks so bad. fail.
tooGee24 0
that's a waste
dhdefb 0
why spend money on something that is gonna come off in a few minutes?
epr 0
Truee words.
tinylilpenis 0
Come to me ill give you sum dikk
ohthebloodygore 16
24- Seeing as how your username is tinylilpenis you might not want to ask anyone if they want it. FYL
Tearing 0
NICE~!
melsaraj 9
get your bf to give you $1900 and refund for the lingerie. Get a boob job and vwala you got his attention and you get to be naked
The_grumpy_bear 0
Just spray on some bacon perfume and you should be okay.
americuzz 8
ur bf might be gay:/
Arsonnist 3
24 meant a guy named Dikk. He sells men as sex slaves.
suppressed08 2
27 did well to put him down, but 41 got a K.O.
theOriginalBAM 0
32 viola*.... I think lol
ellielovesyuh 0
u couldve just gone up to him and started to softly kiss his lips and body. seducing someone can't be that hard can it? :P
Notjustanother1 0
62 when someone looks like you of course it's easy to seduce someone
ohthebloodygore 16
still could be hard :p everyone has different preferences
ILoveMyXbox 0
yeah she might be ugly that's why she can't seduce him you can easily because you're hot
ellielovesyuh 0
lol hmm yeah I guess that's true 66. and thanks 67.
xXLenaXx 0
It's not that hard, you need a little physical contact first to tease him. :) giving orders to follow you from in front of a telly (for a guy) is only worth trying if you look like hot Hollywood actresses. :P kiss his neck for a bit, and touch his chest. :) that'll work in no time.
ellielovesyuh 0
69, that's exactly what i was thinking. (:
xXLenaXx 0
That's coz we're smart girls, haha. :P
waterynuggets 0
Lol that reminds me of something Chris Rock said, "It's easy for women to turn down sex 'cause ever since you were 13 every guy you met has been trying to **** ya!"
rextasy 0
Ellielovesyuh wouldn't have to put too much effort into seducing me!
Silkie 0
#78 Agreed. :D
heyred 11
Either he just maturbated, is gay or you should stay dressed.
jamiebuczko 0
tiny got owned!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
oc: I agree that the double standards about sex are a load of bull, but in this particular instance, I can understand the FML. If her bf spent $100+ on sensual candles, roses, chocolate-coveted strawberries, massage oils, etc.— basically, whatevs is considered romantic and seductive for girls— and the gf's response was pretending to be asleep, his disappointment would be totally justified. His FML about it would probably get a lot of FYL votes and sympathetic comments too. Although I doubt anyone would say she's gay.
5t3ff1k4h 47
114, pretty sure it's just you and a very small handful of others that don't notice and at least somewhat enjoy lingerie.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
oc: Hmm, I think we have different definitions of lingerie. I'm thinking more teddy* than neglige. My own expensive lingerie is definitely, noticeably different from everyday nightgowns, bras, panties, slips, stockings, etc. It leaves no room for misinterpreting what's on my mind when I'm wearing it, much like roses, oils etc. would do for women. I'd be willing to bet most men would see what I consider lingerie as obviously "special occasion" stuff, though I don't have a habit of seducing "most men" with my frillies, so I can't say for sure. (And no, you may not judge for yourself, ya perv.) ;) But hey, maybe I've been doin' it wrong and most girls are hiding teddies and garterbelts under their jeans. >.< *God, I hate the word "teddy." It's the unsexiest name for a sexy item I can think of.
Ashley121645 0
summer is ur name shania? i think i recognize u
zouse19 0
haha first bitchzz
mnm5671 0
pic or STFU
maskedbunny 0
26 - *applauds* OP - Lose him.
mjcdsjf 0
#78 what 85 said
Freeze_fml 17
Tragic.
Zappyyy 2
I'll hav sex with u OP
sheribb 5
I really love ur picture for some reason
gntfmlingnow 12
I'll take you up on that offer, though
frayster 2
haha I would imagine the bf dreaming o his gf coming in the room n him pretending to sleep
henrisgirl 0
You have one shitty boyfriend.
ohthebloodygore 16
Or maybe she can't entice someone. Shitty girlfriend in that case.
meowmeowwkitty 0
For sure, OUCH!!!
ironwords 8
Have you ever not wanted sex, and used period/headache as an excuse? Eel then you're worse them him. Despite what media says, we're not horny 24/7. At least he's kinda honest
nicknesser 0
Who needs lingerie? Walk out there naked. Duh!
ohthebloodygore 16
I like the way you think 7, get straight to the point ha:)
teejessika 13
But then you wouldn't leave any room for imagination if you were already naked :P Part of seducing someone is teasing them with lingerie ;)
Son_of_Helghan 0
option 1: sell them them both on eBay option 2: kill your boyfriend and keep the lingerie
jamiebuczko 0
I like option 2
Lisasimpsonfan 0
Instead of wasting money on scraps of fabric talk to him and find out what his fantasies are. Not everyone is turned on by trashy lingerie. Some of the best sex we have shared about been exploring each other's fantasies with no props involved. Trust me once you know how to fulfill his fantasies, he will be dragging you to the bedroom instead of you asking.
maddieclaire 0
spaghetti cat, off of the soup:) FTW
diego47ak 0
This means one of two things: you are ugly, or you boyfriend is gay.
theOriginalBAM 0
could be both, you never know
jacketfootball 0
ydi for being unnatractive.
whiteright69_fml 1
what is ydi? ?
towboatdude 0
Just post pics and let everyone decide for them selves.