Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
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Lexipants 21
Bro, he mowed the shit out of them.
firefox9778 20
Oh my god. I would be horrified. How many rabbits were there, OP?
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Comments (170)
red_head_magee 7
what the **** noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Nico_di_AngeloX 13
"You used lawnmover. It was super effective!" Seriously though, that's terrible, a sight like that is something no one wants to see, or do.
DarkCvengence 15
that sucks hope they have a painless death don't feel bad OP you didn't know they were there
cantfixme36 28
Oh my god... I would have cried so hard!! I'm so sorry. But.. I mean... Natural selection, right? They didn't run away when they heard a threat coming
Ravensmoon666 19
The poor babies, don't feel bad OP you couldn't have known.
BlueGiraffe 13
That is the saddest thing I've ever heard):
Stxsyh 30
Poor thing :(
blondelife 13
The rabbits didn't move when they heard you approaching? Unless they were small babies you'd think a full grown rabbit would run away before you could reach it
AngryRabbit 2
This makes me angry.
Alittleghosty 3
Trainer uses lawn mower It was...super effective....