Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I invited my very animal-phobic boyfriend over. I have a dog and a rabbit, who are always well behaved, so I insisted they wouldn't do him any harm. My dog peed all over his shoes and my rabbit furiously humped his leg and wouldn't let go. He's now even more terrified of animals. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me a bunny for a house present for moving into our first house. She escaped her cage and bit through the electrical wires, cutting out all our power and electrocuting and killing herself. FML
Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
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Top comments
Cads1 24
No Easter for you.
FunnnyGirrl 19
Bright side... Your boyfriend's parents will not be forgetting you anytime soon.
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Comments (71)
Cads1 24
No Easter for you.
Lorenzo1102 21
She (I'm assuming it's a female) has nearly a year to redeem herself.
bdsmslave 18
All the redemption in the world can't make up for this. The bunny is dead. Who else will deliver the eggs?
MeanBeagle 22
Easter bunny. just wait three days. it'll come back to life.
Alup132 22
Took me a second. Now that's how you make a joke.
katherinebby17 28
Oh my god I can only imagine how horrible that was for you and his family. Hopefully they'll forgive you.
sturschaedel 27
I don't know. They are probably really crushed about losing their pet.
vptyyppi1 15
Was that supposed to be a pun?
Sillychees 22
not the best thing to do but could have been worse
LuluRichards 20
I honestly don't know how that situation could've been made any worse! FYL op!
ribx 16
Don't worry, it's all part of the circle of life, I once had a rabbit that sat on a baby bird I rescued, crushing it to death :') Now someone will sit on you...
nonsensical 26
Perhaps an elephant seems fair.
DraconicFeline 31
...Was that supposed to cheer us up?
ribx 16
Did it sound like it was supposed to cheer you up? :')
WhatsMyLineAgain 8
That is not at all how the circle of life works.
slingerslasher 24
The circle of life: get born, grow up, maybe reproduce, get sat on and die. Textbook stuff.
SammieIsabella 15
Need to learn to look before you sit.
FieldLeftBlank 20
Is this what they mean when they say true love requires sacrifices?
strugglingatlife 14
That does suck! Just make sure to look next time
Mynamewontfi 40
Poor little bunny. Didn't they warn you about the rabbit being loose?
FunnnyGirrl 19
Bright side... Your boyfriend's parents will not be forgetting you anytime soon.
MeanBeagle 22
it's still rather de"pressing"
Ikashy73 14
In response to your profile bio, #29, you're not just funny to yourself.
rohaanncool 15
Well, next time take a good look before you put your ass on something.