Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML
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Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML
Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML
Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML
Today, I had my window opened slightly, without a screen behind it. I walked into the living room and smelled a skunk. I looked out the window and saw a skunk, so I quickly closed the window. However, it was too late. Before I could do so, it turned and sprayed me, a few meters of my house, and our front porch too. FML
Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML
Today, I spent five hours in the back seat of a car with two dogs. Both had been sprayed by a skunk earlier in the day. One had a gas problem. FML
Today, I ran over my third skunk in over 16 days. I should probably return my driver's license to the DMV. FML
Today, my house absolutely reeks of skunk after my dog got tagged at 10pm last night and we didn’t realize it until she was already back inside. This is on top of a nasty case of whole body poison ivy my 6 year-old is dealing with, and my wife’s appendix decided to leave the chat last week. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
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Top comments
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Lol. Time to contact a vet; they usually know how to deodorize. A vet specializing in exotics or maybe even a ferret shelter could possibly point you in the right direction. Just by all means, call them; don't just drop in >.<
Yousoodeservedit 0
don't let dogs know where they are. they tend to always get sprayed when they are around which is not fun espicially If they are a house dog
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Comments (92)
gunta 0
Sucks for you
samanthadude 0
Lol FYL op, I heard taking a bath in tomato juice gets rid of the smell.
BuddyChristSays 0
dude WTF that's so nasty all 6 you would need to bath in like gallons of tomato juice to get rid of the smell
Hummbinger 5
i eat skunks for breakfast
BuddyChristSays 0
U MONSTER WHY!!!!!!!!
JP101 0
Actually Tomato's don't work... at all. There's not much you can do for the stench.
Einstein714 0
I call bull, you could have ran before they all conspired to line up so they all could have a squirt at you
PizzaGuy11 0
mmmmm... you smell that ? thats the smell of a fail :)
cydnee 0
lol XD that sucks....
amd3lky 0
FYL
NatDancer2010 0
awwwe flower loves you :) if anyone gets that they'll be my new best friend
MollyyMakeout 0
28- Bambi. (:
NatDancer2010 0
awwwe flower loved you :) if someone gets that they'll be my new best friend. (this might be a repeat my first attempt didnt show)
NatDancer2010 0
ahhhh you got it :))) new best friend :)
comatoast 0
nice Bambi reference. Flower's cousins sound like little bastards though
Gfrigo 1
go kill urself... fyl
lostsoul1715 0
lol
LifesRFked 0
get into alot of beer, soposedly beer can mask it... then again you would smell like your drunk or having a hangover... FYL
MrCalves 1
you had the lawn mower. you could have got swift revenge if you catch my drift
sweetcheeksjvl 0
skunks "let's ambush this ************!" spray...lmao fyl op that really does suck
ladiesman14 0
is your name kate ? first you have 8 kids then 6 skunks. kate + 14 now.
caitlynnbby 0
That is HORRIBLE.... I feel like throwing up when I smell one skunk... But 6? Haha. Sucks.
sleepyhungry93 0
this comment is a win.
jaramia20 5
Bambi
crazycornn 0
in response to 4 do people seriously just have enough tomato juice to fill a bathtub lying around the house? this isn't sarcastic I'm actually wondering 0_o
LMFAOwned 9
Operation: Gas You Out Complete Sorry OP it had to be done xD
SilenNex 0
holy crap, yeah, it does smell like crap
joshgoth98 0
That's what I call STANK
fearlesstiger98 0
it's fun to invision this one...
AmberAnodyne 0
LOLOLfyl
lavaga 0
ths guy at my job who is from africa saw a skunk when he had recently move here from home and he totally went like "here kitty kitty"
triggerit 5
holly shit... you have to spray them and use gas it helps tottaly
tigercoon 12
lmao! Wow im so sorry OP lol that sucks
NvG439 0
I discovered that my dads ranch is inhabitet by bears but I'm sure a broken arm and deep cuts and a broken spine by a ******* bear is not as bad as getting spraid by a skunk, this is no fml! quit being a pussy
baybaylover1 0
so mow over the skunks that will show 'em
wishard33 0
FAKE as hell
R3kli3 10
damn that sucks
rawrimadinosour 0
Haha wow
Einstein714 0
hey #10 candy is dandy but sex won't rot your teeth