Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML
Today, I was cleaning up rabbit pee from the floor when my rabbit hopped up to me. To prevent her from standing in it and spreading it throughout the room, I shooed her away. She got such a fright that she jumped in the pee and spattered it all over my clothes and face. FML
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, I tried to pet what I thought was a cute cat under my porch. As it turned out, it was actually a raccoon. It hissed at me, and I screamed so loud that my neighbors came running. FML
Today, my cat escaped through my front door. It was dark out, so I had no idea where I was going. I finally caught up to him in my neighbour’s lawn and I gave him heck for scaring me. It took me a minute to realize I was actually talking to a bush in their flowerbed. FML
Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
Today, I was laying in bed when my sister came running in, scared. I took my bat and went into the kitchen where the suspicious noise was coming from. It was a rat, right in the middle of the floor. I jumped on the counter and shrieked, just as my girlfriend walked in, who then actually dealt with it. FML
Today, I walked out into my backyard. As I did so, my dogs ran past me, slamming the sliding door off its track. I went to catch it, and knocked the bird cage over. To complete the fumble, as I turned to catch the bird cage, I stepped in a dog turd. I wasn't wearing shoes. We're all okay, but… FML
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mikara 4
omg attack of the baby rabbits xD
Livzii 5
I bet it was scared of the screaming human
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mikara 4
omg attack of the baby rabbits xD
Iamnotmyself 17
-1 They're gona take over! God have mercy! Save the children!
YacL 15
10- Screw the children, save the bacon.
CommenSense 0
Awe baby wabbits are soo cute
YacL 15
17- Because she didn't know it was a rabbit and thought that it was a crazy serial killer or something. Or that's what it sounds like. EDIT: This was a reply to number two, but for some reason it showed up here. Don't ask me why.
L3Paparazzo 7
bugs bunny is a badass
LiveLaughFML 10
lol now your husband and FML knows that if there was a serial killer hiding in those bushes, you'd screw over your husband and save yourself. :D
Jennifra 0
Every day I'm shuffling.
Iamnotmyself 17
-17 Screw the bacon! Save me!
nixter5 18
Are you the same mom that thought the garden gnomes were out to get you?
YacL 15
34- Screw you, save the ****!
Iamnotmyself 17
-38 Screw you, puff a cigar. Winning.
NastyNinja31 0
Yo samity Sam was chasing him
Pixxio_O 11
29- except from Friday, gotta get down on Friday
SuperDerp 8
Night of the leapers :D
MrBoredGuy 1
Someone needs a holy hand grenade (if you don't get the reference please kill yourself)
JustHello123 1
Haha!
liquidfireKAN 0
Now come on Justin. .___. are you ******* kidding me?
changesinme 0
Rabbit was just shuffling to party rock!
HolyHandGrenade 4
70- I don't get the reference.
deadroad 5
yuo
Iamnotmyself 17
-86 It's ok, no one likes or wants to save me either ;'(
BShady96 0
anyone ever heard of the word bunny?
Anupants 0
Monty Python anyone?
DropTheDaggerxx 31
At least it was the screen door, instead o a glass slider or something.
Rawr100 0
follow the rabbit Alice
BrokenDreamer24 15
I'd save you! But for a cookie and to cuddle with Mr Fluffums, the killer bunny. Yes people, I'm serious.
darkflight 3
EPIC WIN!
punkchica123 0
I hate that song
Snowstar 0
Every day I'm shufflin'... God, I ******* hate that song. Edit- Crap, they already did it.
Livzii 5
I bet it was scared of the screaming human
CryMoreFMLs 15
If it was a baby rabbit... How coild it freak you out? It had to be tiny. YDI...
JTHolloway200 0
rabbits are quite scary.... not
LiveLaughFML 10
I hate when people say "the spider is more afraid of you then you are of it." it's like wtf no! lololol!
white16sox 19
Livelaughfml so you're saying a spider wouldn't be more afraid of a human than a human of a spider? Were 1000000+ times bigger than it!
themacuser 0
it's probably too stupid to be scared
unluckiestperson_fml 14
31- if you were a spider, would you not be scared of a giant which could kill you in a heartbeat? I freakin would be.
reptileguy1296 0
Same with snakes. You're 2 inches or less off the ground and some giant thing 6 ft. tall approaches you. You're going to defend yourself. Plus, assuming the spider or snake is venomous, are you going to use that for food, or try to conserve it by running away?
jesustheskater 5
32- LiveLaughFML did not say that. She said she hated it when people say that. So read again before you hate on anyone.
YacL 15
52- Wtf are you talking about?
LiveLaughFML 10
um well I'm sorry if I offended anyone. what I was trying to say is that yes, sure the spider may be terrified of me, but I'm pretty sure that I'm more terrified of it - depending on what spider it is. some can be more dangerous than I could be to them.
Pixxio_O 11
32- not if it's hagred's spider..
slitherbomb 0
57, I'm a spider and I'm more afraid of you 100%. Thanks for being an asshole to all spiders....
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
I don't think that spiders and snakes have the brain capacity to induce fear. I think they just act based on instinct. They see a threat, and attack. :P
Texast 0
123 you are an idiot.
Doribella98 14
98- *Hagrid
exotica_fml 6
chill out lady
fmlham 0
Uz purdy
J1hill33 12
She's from Russia
StoryOfTheYear 15
Chill out... Dickwad
shutupYDI 4
I thought that was Tyra Banks.
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
92 Uz kant spel
jerome1995 4
Smooth.
reallytho3 11
Coulda had a V8
agaba 0
Hey at least she dint call the cops
hoodasswhitekid 0
The names Keith Stone, always smooth.
TenderizeMe 0
Did you screen?
IndiRae 9
What you did there, I see it.
white16sox 19
7 are you yoda? That would be freakin' awesome
WillDaBeast83 0
Yoda would sound more like, "see what you did there, I do."
emmas03 0
Never underestimate a baby rabbit.. couldve been vicious..
sydie5 12
Like from Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
WillDaBeast83 0
Exactly like Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
alex6946 10
It could have been Bunnicula!
helloimjoshlol 0
#125 yepp i seen him last week shufflin in my back yard
JustinThunder 8
That's no joke. That baby rabbit will charge your ass.
tylersign 11
That would be ******' terrifying.. Seriously. xD
ariannaimelda 7
It's best not to move in that situation. They can smell your fear.
baconstrips 12
People are way too paranoid these days
reptileguy1296 0
If you're referring to the previous comments, learn sarcasm.
LifeOnBlast19 9
Don't worry, I'm sure baby rabbits don't bite. :)
Glitterhinoceros 14
Of course baby rabbits bite, they're wild, ferocious animals that probably have rabies.
doyouloveme6543 0
Yes they do. Hahaha
KidCudi227 0
It was Peter Cotten tail...
lemonzone25 17
*Cotton