Today, I moved back home because I got laid off and could no longer afford my apartment. I decided to take a nap and when I woke up I overheard my Mom telling my Aunt that she used to be so proud of me and wonders when I became such a loser. Burn. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML
Today, I dropped out of college and moved back home to help my mom take care of my younger siblings after our father's death. My mom yelled at me and scolded me and lectured me for throwing my life away, and said this was the last thing she ever wanted me to do. I thought she needed help. FML
Today, I finally left New York and moved back to my little hometown, only for the job I had lined up to fall through. Now I'm unemployed, can't find anything, and my parents aren't willing to help because they're angry that I "walked out on the family." FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for taking too long at a job interview, and that it was a waste of her time to drive me to it. I just quit my job, moved away from my boyfriend and the coast to help take care of her in Idaho. FML
Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML
Today, I found out my mom had been telling everyone how independent I was and just wanted to be left alone. I was homeless when I graduated valedictorian from high school and wondering why no one would let me stay with them, even when it was snowing. Now I know. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house after escaping my abusive relationship. My mom scoffed and said, “This is what happens when you move out, barely graduated high school, with a bum.” When I told her I was 3 months pregnant, she said, “And a child out of wedlock? You’re a lost case!” and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, my aunt, whom I live with, told me she is going to move out and demanded her half of the rent back, as she only spent two days a week there. When I told her that's not how rent works, she called my mom to tell her what a failure she had raised. Her own sons are unemployed drug addicts. FML
Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML
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Jtotheimmie 0
dude same thing happened to me except I didn't give them the chance to say I was a loser. Immediately signed up for the army. FML
dangercraver 0
WTF. Everyone has bad luck, especially in this economy! fyl
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Jtotheimmie 0
dude same thing happened to me except I didn't give them the chance to say I was a loser. Immediately signed up for the army. FML
TibAtSchool 0
Hey at least she's letting you stay?
dangercraver 0
WTF. Everyone has bad luck, especially in this economy! fyl
tab13 0
Read just the first third fifth and sixth lines.
htownlove 0
lol I thought it said "today I returned home because I got laid" lol
superboboboi 0
same lol
Littlemuffinbox 6
Just find a really good way to get revenge. Try.. ******** in her shampoo bottles :O Although I suppose that's a bit rude.
Eurisi 0
Like how is getting laid off your fault ? Best of luck to you, OP.
ugwmii 0
your mom is a jerk. you'll get a job soon
caztbh 4
Loving the word Burn (Y)
pointless07 1
maybe you should have been saving up while working so you'd have something to fall back on in times like these? ydi for living paycheck to paycheck like most idiotic Americans.
ComaWhiteLove 18
Or maybe, just maybe, OP didn't make enough money to have the luxury of saving money after all bills are paid. You ignorant ****.
StickyPickles 33
There is your motivation to prove her wrong op. Everyone at some point has achieved a goal just to prove someone wrong.