Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML
Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML
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Top comments
prettyinpink03 11
Is this the same guy from a few weeks back who had a pimple fetish? If not, they should totally hang out.
sweet_candy_ 17
Awww he is trying to make you feel better to bad he sucks at it.
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Comments (112)
EmilyJoSmyth 4
First, oh and that sucks
BelleBelle_fml 11
I thought we had finally moved on from calling,"FIRST!!!" I was sadly mistaken.
prettyinpink03 11
Is this the same guy from a few weeks back who had a pimple fetish? If not, they should totally hang out.
StoryOfTheYear 15
If somebody would get me his number, I'll definitely take your advice
AaronTkr 0
it least it looks awesome
baconftw 9
He's trying to make you feel better :)
MagicGiraffe 12
Somebody's been playing a lot of Call Of Duty lately
Yngve_fml 9
"Yeah, it kinda looks like you've been stabbed multiple times in the face. Really cool, of course!"
eminemchick 19
having a bullet wound in your face sounds badass. just make sure everyone thinks its a "bullet wound".;)
Friaza 29
Sounds like he was just trying to handle the situations without hurting OP or lieing...I think it went well.
glenzhao2 16
He was trying to make you feel better! That was nice of him, he's trying! Just pop your zits OP it's not that hard. And keep your face clean and exfoliated.
Iheartfunny 1
Well OP now you know how alot of guys work. It gets worse . Just kidding :)
Bobissmall 13
Well i'm still confused how girls work. Friggin' bullet wound. Badass. But seriously it's quite ridiculous how guys are expected to lie about every damn thing. "No you're acne isn't bad" "No you don't look fat in those" etc etc.
xoconnie 8
rule one: DO NOT whine and complain about ur looks to ur boyfriend or any guy friend. thats almost as bad as saying "do i like fat' or 'omg i look so fat in this'. if ur so darn self conscious buy some freaking proactiv you FOOL. gosh!
nicework 0
^^******^^
gojira666 7
People say i eat too many chocolate bars...and i dont wash my face
sweet_candy_ 17
Awww he is trying to make you feel better to bad he sucks at it.
nadhirah 4
He's so cute. At least he's trying. Just that he has to phrase his words better.
juicedboi 7
He was just tryin to get out of the situation without any bullet wounds if his own. Cut him some slack, he gets and a for Affort. -4 Yea alright I'm getting flamed to the depths of hell for this one but you remind me of sammi from jersey shore. Yea I watch it... I'm a bad person I get it. Hell I won't go down in history, but I'll go down on ur sister.
KaanTech 0
52 you mad bro ? take the chill pill :)
iluvneon 0
Doesn't really matter if he sucks at it, at least he's trying to make her feel better, which is more then most guys do.
CookieMonstr19 0
I think it's adorable tht he's at least trying to help with ur self-consciousness. I dnt think tht this should be an FML.
Josk95 0
how is he sucky? he's trying to make her feel better. this isn't a fml
the17doctor 12
Exactly...at least he's trying. Shame OP can't appreciate it.
PrestonG95 7
He's trying to make you feel better :)
stephan18 23
You have acne and only one of your zits was noticeable ? Woah lucky you
StopDropNRoll 11
Well kinda oO I mean I wouldn't want to be called lucky if my only noticeable sits looked like a bullet hole. But that's just me!?
StopDropNRoll 11
Zit*
dmdandridge 0
I was thinking the same thing!
BelleBelle_fml 11
He was just trying to be supportive and help you feel better about yourself in his own unique way. At least he isn't a shallow prick who would dump you for having acne. Be happy!
lilly25001 7
Yup
funkyspacemonkey 0
Dump her a$$
bumblebutbob 1
#18 you dont have to be mean
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
At least he was trying to soften the impact instead of pointing out the obvious truth. Which one sounds better? A) Oh, that zit on your cheek? That looks utterly disgusting. B) Oh, that zit on your cheek? That looks cool and awesome like you had a gunfight with a whole army with only a pistol.
CookieMonstr19 0
B of course!!!! Lol
TheMadScientist 13
An understanding dude.
dramaa 0
Why is this a FML? He was being nice. QQ
sweetheartxoxo88 7
If you had a face full of uncontrollable zits I would feel incredibly sorry for you. However, since only one your case must not be too severe. Therefore I must decree that YDI for not making use of a little thing called concealer.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
You're a dumbass.