Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
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Top comments
Lexipants 21
Bro, he mowed the shit out of them.
firefox9778 20
Oh my god. I would be horrified. How many rabbits were there, OP?
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Comments (170)
worldclassrager 41
Maybe if you put some trix out you will never have to worry about this again...
dubb420 15
poor Peter rabbit
maddieex 14
I don't think it's your fault... I don't know why they wouldn't move when the mower came close to them.
cjigsss95 12
............HAD BEEN living out..........
writerchic85 26
Time to make some hasenpfeffer
Silverfeathery 21
This is literally so horrible. I want to throw up.
hailhydra 6
So what you're saying is you murdered an entire family of rabbits! shit yo hope your day gets better cause that's tragic
heiboca 22
So there really are Pokemon in the wild.
Weiss_Schnee 14
Or we could just face it, take better card of your grass and your pets. For the love of God if your rabbits have escaped or have been missing, do you not think to look in the long grass?!
askullnamedbilly 33
It's pretty clear from the way the FML is worded they were wild rabbits, not her pets. If they were OP's rabbits, don't you think she would've mentioned it somewhere?
acrochick27 15
Mind following up?