Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
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Top comments
Lexipants 21
Bro, he mowed the shit out of them.
firefox9778 20
Oh my god. I would be horrified. How many rabbits were there, OP?
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Comments (170)
Gillett 23
BAR-B-Q
PokemonMaster0 15
I'm just wondering why they didn't move. Rabbits, in what little experience I have, will disappear if you walk a foot towards them and step on a twig, let alone drive a lawn mower their way.
ImBetterInPerson 11
Dinner is served
missa1996 18
A rabbit once had her babies in my backyard. We discovered them when we let my chocolate lab outside, and he started to dig in the hole. Poor babies never stood a chance ?
polariz 16
you just didn't do what I think you did? ;-;
ki700 8
You must feel horrible
aecribb 14
Well if OP ran over their mother then she's not gonna be around to check on them, obviously. 23 was suggesting to shelter them since they don't have a mother to do that anymore
emmsies 16
omg that's so terrible I'm so sorry for you op
emmsies 16
131 seriously? in her post she just said she ran over them....
ndaguanno 17
It happens in the spring, I've seen nests of them over the years, thankfully haven't smoked then though