Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
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Top comments
Lexipants 21
Bro, he mowed the shit out of them.
firefox9778 20
Oh my god. I would be horrified. How many rabbits were there, OP?
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Comments (170)
soulcrusher11 16
nice
tripp19 10
The mower stalled, twice. Kneeling a found a rabbit jammed up against the blades. Killed. It had been in the long grass. I had seen it before, and even fed it once. Now I had mauled it's unobtrusive world unmendably. Burial was no help, the next morning I got up, and it did not. The first day after a new death is always the same. We should be careful of each other. We should be kind. While there is still time.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Are you okay
FlutterLoud 29
That's why you cut the grass weekly and check before I always do..
rockwrench 18
I hear ground rabbit can be pretty tasty.
danielhartlesss 13
Rabbit stew?... Anybody?...
skyrim_fanatic 17
yess
jamongrande 14
Oh jeez, I accidentally ran over a squirrel today and felt awful, I can't imagine how it feels for you op! That's nasty...
jamongrande 14
Yeah I felt the thump and crunch, and was on Kratom at the time I started tearing up and called my gf to cry about it lol
96isntassexyas69 20
Oh no... I've made that mistake too and it's hard to get over. At least it was for me. Sorry OP.
apaul982 14
So did you find out when chunks of meat went flying everywhere?
kaitb1103 23
:( normally the parents dig holes to hide the babies. I've discovered bunnie massacres too but mine was due to a stupid asshole outdoor cat -_- that's what convinced me to never have an outdoor cat. Ever. Always indoor. And I highly dislike those who have outdoor cats.
Waschlappen 23
I can see where you're coming from, but don't you think most cats would much rather enjoy being outside than stuck inside a house their entire life? Hunting is a huge part of a cats instincts, and if they don't get to live out that part, they can get pretty stressed.
cadillacgal79 32
67 has it summed up. My cat is an outdoor cat, she will holler at the door to get outside even if it's storming out. It's not a terrible thing that cats kill animals (though when the body is left on your doorstep it's a mess).
brendejafulable 41
Oh noooooooooooooooooo!