Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, I got home after a rough day and was really looking forward to some cuddles from my cat. I opened the door and she came running toward me, which was unusual, so I knelt down to embrace her. She ran right past me to get to the tuna sandwich I'd unwittingly dropped on the floor. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, I came home to find that my sweet kitten had gotten out and dragged a bird inside, where he ripped it to shreds. I found the bird's head in my underwear drawer. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
Today, I closed my bedroom door before I went to work this morning so my cat wouldn't chew on the cords in there. When I got back, I couldn't find my other cat anywhere. I went to my bedroom and heard her yelling. She was in there, stuck there all morning and afternoon. Oops. FML
Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML
Today, as I returned from work, a cat was meowing at me in a bush. I said hi to it and walked inside. Then I noticed one of my cats was nowhere to be found. After a bit of panicking, I finally figured out that cat in the bush was MY cat, and he was meowing because he was stuck. I don't know how he got outside. FML
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Top comments
Roskosity 22
Ah. How intuitive and kind of your cat to supply you with that dinner.
ksktwin84 14
Who's stuck, the cat or the rabbit?
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Comments (44)
Roskosity 22
Ah. How intuitive and kind of your cat to supply you with that dinner.
Jreslier 15
Is the cat or the rabbit stuck?
saba_ajira 29
I would assume the rabbit
warsun 27
Dinner is served
IllegalName 8
can I have dinner too?
Razi_tail 25
Human will be most pleased with this delectable meat I am bringing home. I hope she doesn't lose it under a cabinet when I get there!
stephers444 17
Looks like you have a new pet or dinner depending on if you like to eat rabbit
noah_1234 24
never knew people eat rabbits, always thought they were to keep as pets
sidious_fml 16
DO NOT EAT THE RABBIT!
orbit 22
I agree, it was a kind gesture from your cat. I suggest a rabbit stew.
ksktwin84 14
Who's stuck, the cat or the rabbit?
some_duck 11
maybe both : O
Emmiii_fml 18
Your cat just wanted to help with dinner (:
BBlah 26
Put down a trail of Trix cereal that leads out of the door for the rabbit
nataliewby 25
But Trix are for kids
vucui 21
It's just a rabbit. It'll come out on its own, or your cat will slaughter it and enjoy its own version of rabbit stew. Nothing to worry about unless it's barfed all over your floor.
buckysam 7
I'm assuming if the cat brought it into the house, it's already dead.
mageepaigeee44 15
Can rabbits even barf? I think most people would be more concerned about the rabbit pooping everywhere.
Ltsdragons 19
Rabbits poop isn't that bad, it's just little pellets... It won't even stick to your floor
slyde32 12
my cousin's cat brought a live rabbit inside a few days ago, cats don't always kill their catch
vucui 21
@15, I assume you have never owned a cat. They don't always kill what they bring into the house. They do like to play with their food. @downvoters (of previous comment), you all must not have gotten the memo on sarcasm. Whoops.
tantanpanda 26
time for the broom!
Khaleesi_26 30
Does the rabbit keep running around saying "I'm late, I'm late, I'm really really late?" While your cat smiles really creepily and gives him weird riddles in which way he should go, per chance?