Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML
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Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I accidentally called out the coworker I have a crush on’s name in bed instead of my wife’s. The thing is, thinking about her is the only thing that will keep me hard and brought to orgasm. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML
Today, I'm finally dating the girl I've been fawning over for years. So what do I do? I accidentally called her by her sister's name during a conversation, which might seem like a small mistake, except I used to sleep with her sister, and she's been having a hard time getting over it. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I might have ruined my co-worker's relationship with her fiancé, with whom I share a name, because we "work together too often" and now he doesn't know whose name she's saying during sex. FML
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wiggs5 0
what a douche bag you are!
MsSoulReaper 27
That's pretty ****** up. Try not to think of your ex during sex, she's your ex for a reason!
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Comments (268)
zebraface 15
ass.
AirForce48 2
Definitely
WiFi_ght_Club 0
That's why it's best to fantasize about people you don't know! And to everyone who's giving this guy grief - roughly 80% of woment have fantasized about someone other than their partner during sex in the past 2 months. Gleaned from an article on Yahoo this very morning!
alexalways27 0
You have to think of someone else when having sex with your wife?!? And you had the balls to write "making love"! I would hope she leaves you, because she deserves better then you.
lkhascall 0
um your married to her because????.......****** up much? if you marry someone you should probably be think about them
RobynL 0
you obviously weren't making love to your wife in your head were you
lovingmylife84 0
wow, its time to really show her you love her in a big romantic way. either get her a really large bouquet of flowers and cook a fancy dinner surprise, or buy her some white gold necklace w a diamond. and DON'T complain if she needs to really hear you say how much you love and are attracted to her.
G_thelegend 0
youre an ass. you need a good slap.
ManicGypsy 22
Ummm.... hate to break the news to ya bub (and I know I'm not the first to say this, but I'm going to say it anyway, just in hopes that it sinks in), if you were thinking of a woman other than your wife, then you were not "making love".
MuchDance90s 0
YDI for treating a human being like a blow up doll. Save your fantasies for masturbation.
AMAZINashleigh 6
Naughty naughty..
aardvarkish 17
You called?