Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. An ex? A friend? A side guy? Nope, none of those. I called him “Dad”. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML
Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML
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timinator5000 28
Stick to "Oh baby!" Never go wrong that way.
ojosRojos 28
...why would you say that person’s name in bed?
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Comments (5)
sirrubberduckie 37
Was it Emma?
Amanda Ovaitt 4
Unfortunately no.... it was Ashley.... my name is Amanda....
BurnInDemonFire 39
So did you forgive him?
Perry85 42
Yes She did forgive me lol
timinator5000 28
Stick to "Oh baby!" Never go wrong that way.
ojosRojos 28
...why would you say that person’s name in bed?
JasonThorn 23
This right here. I've had my share of girlfriends/lovers, and being with one meant no other names were anywhere NEAR my mind, just the one I was with.
OnReceivingEnd 18
You are a monster.
BrittanyBeamin444 4
Your an ass
Perry85 42
You're* There I fixed your insult for you :D YOU'RE welcome :D