Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I accidentally called out the coworker I have a crush on’s name in bed instead of my wife’s. The thing is, thinking about her is the only thing that will keep me hard and brought to orgasm. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML
Today, I'm finally dating the girl I've been fawning over for years. So what do I do? I accidentally called her by her sister's name during a conversation, which might seem like a small mistake, except I used to sleep with her sister, and she's been having a hard time getting over it. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I might have ruined my co-worker's relationship with her fiancé, with whom I share a name, because we "work together too often" and now he doesn't know whose name she's saying during sex. FML
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wiggs5 0
what a douche bag you are!
MsSoulReaper 27
That's pretty ****** up. Try not to think of your ex during sex, she's your ex for a reason!
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Comments (268)
619warrior281 5
your a hoe for that.
dakins 0
tell her so she can divorce ur ass and feel justified. really ur pathetic
ZE287 0
and that's why talking during sex is a bad idea
aardvarkish 17
That's why my happy place is the duck blinds. At least when I yell "Oh Spot! Oh Spot!" it's not another woman's name...
bankrupt 15
This is why they invented the word 'darling.'
victo890 11
if you still like you're ex why did you marry her I feel so bad for her and you are a stupid dushbeag
TempestRain 0
You are a bastard!
tiggyt 2
YDI for being an insensitive idiot. Note: whatever about the wife, this incident indicates that OP himself is probably crap in bed - everyone on here who's not a virgin knows that being totally immersed in the moment is what makes for mindblowing sex. Anyone who takes the lazy option of tuning in to their mental wank-bank instead of connecting sexually is foolish/selfish/wasting an opportunity. Get it together and put some effort in - fantasising about other people while you have sex is a copout and will only widen the sexual chasm between you. Sucks for your Mrs.
MuchDance90s 0
that's kinda true being in the moment is the very best sex it's actually harder for women to be in the moment than men, though!
paradiseisland01 0
OMG your better off saying nothing and hope it will never happen again . as I would say never open a can of worm unless your able to use them all. tell her it was a joke and wanted to see what you were thinking. .And laugh about it , she might think you were just trying to kid her since it's black Friday anyway.
captainbj2 0
I live all the self righteous bitches who think he is a douche for thinking if another woman. Let's face it, everyone has fantasies, it is natural. sometimes you need to think of someone else to finish, as what you got just isn't working for you at the time. It's reality ... so deal with it. Like you never thought of sex with another man...and if you say mo, you're LYING.
rawr9able 4
Or we don't think of other men while we're being rammed in by our husbands. To think that everyone is the same in thinking of another person when you're married is ******* retarded and makes you look like a ignorant **** nugget. Some people are a one man/woman type of person.
joa76 3
Why would you WANT to think about anyone else? It makes no sense, unless you don't enjoy having sex with that person. If you actually care about the person you're with and enjoy having sex with them, doing anything other than simply experiencing it and being in the moment will detract from it, not add.
MuchDance90s 0
thinking about another dude while I'm with my hubby would be using him like a *****! that's gross. if something isn't "working" I don't think about another guy, I switch things up a bit or ask my husband to do so.
captainbj2 0
Are you married for a long time? clearly not.