Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML
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kcpestwick 15
Should've had a Twix
maxii290594 8
Wrong answer buddy , wrong answer ... You're screwed
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Comments (126)
energizerbunny23 18
That would have been really awkward... Feel bad for you. Never got to finish.
JMichael 26
The correct answer was neither bro.
cryssycakesx3 23
sounds like Sara was good.
brivielle 15
fuckedOP
kcpestwick 15
Should've had a Twix
errorcode330 5
Ha, but I don't think even a twix would help his big mouth. Probably would have been better off literally shoving his foot in his mouth. YDI, OP.
Demig0d6 14
Silly rabbit twix are for kids
HeyTherexxx 21
Wrong food. ^ :p
incoherentrmblr 22
Should've had a Snickers. He wasn't himself...
BoltTheSuperdog 22
Could've had a V8.
incoherentrmblr 22
*Slaps you in the forehead*
rainjar9 3
I can see the ad being made as I type.
Bquillero16 18
YES!! Whatever happened to those good Twix commercials anyways!
Justy101 23
Well, which one DID you mean??
CTMPandemonium 16
The correct response would have been, "Neither. Sarah Underwood." Playboy bunny is a lot more reasonable and easy to forgive than sister or ex IMO. FYL OP.
poopface82 25
That's a hell of a lot better than the only Sarah I could think of off the top of my head, which was Sarah Jessica Parker. Either way, YDI, OP. Don't be a moron.
SauceySarah 30
Me. OP meant me.
bazookajoey 27
You're an idiot ...
maxii290594 8
Wrong answer buddy , wrong answer ... You're screwed
fsomelife 26
Not anymore
phoneaddict13 29
there is no right answer!
Mauskau 36
This is why I don't say names during sex. You can claim you were imagining to ride a horse named Sarah Jessica Parker, but it could make things worse.
maxii290594 8
#6 Mauskau - That's the most twisted explanation ever ...
crazytwinsmom 25
I learned the hard way to not say any name during sex.
Comet_Candy 23
Yikes... Well OP, I think your best bet is to show that those two don't hold any romantic significance to you and that your wife is the only woman who matters to you. And hopefully your wife will understand... Good luck!
fsomelife 26
You're from Ireland, you could've passed it off as "sorry"
RomanCatMama 16
Irish here, absolutely not. Saw-ree and Sare-ah sound nothing alike in Irish accent - unless he's a bogger
avapaige1234 19
Well if you said that name because you fantasize banging "Sarah," then YDI for being such an ass.
OptimusVader 23
It's entirely possible he wasn't fantasizing and actually just said the name on accident. I've said the wrong names to friends and once during sex because I say certain names in a certain tone a lot (such as exasperation). I become used to saying the particular name in that way and get tripped up when using the same tone with another name. And just to clarify, the wrong name I used during sex was a question, not even sexual sounding.
damnit1989 16
I agree, #40. It's kinda like when your mom goes to yell at you and uses the wrong name. Or when my sister goes to yell at my daughter and says my name. Hahaha
mageepaigeee44 15
As reasonable as it is to accidentally say the wrong name, if I was the girlfriend I'd still be so pissed off. I wouldn't be able to help it. If my boyfriend said the wrong name he'd be sleeping on the couch.
AGB10 19
That's going to be a long, long time on the couch then! Start thinking of ways to get back in the bedroom ie a lot of apologies, flowers etc.
refticon 31
He should've just said her name instead of someone else's, no need to make up for anything then
JayBunny 16
He said accidentally.....I'm sure it happens alot to many people
Zebediabolical 45
It does happen to a lot of people. We have names for them. Single/dumped/divorced.