Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
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jm88 0
Reminds me of a time when I accidently called an Ellen Erin.. I continued to speak in a stereotypical japanese accent for the rest of the day off and on to cover *that* one up.. "herro errin".
NoBounceNoPlay 0
Fail.
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Comments (254)
rihannalover 0
whoa dude, that sucks! sorry man! hopefully she wasn't weirded out...
rositaborracha18 0
i like that the OP is a woman, meaning the girlfriend might've thought it was another woman with the same name as OP that the OP was cheating with
awesomenick100 0
ummm it wasn't a guy who posted this...
loginword123 0
It's say girl
NoBounceNoPlay 0
Fail.
YUMmMm 0
u mean EPIC fail... I just looked at this FML like ---> o_O
monkeyz0r 0
o__O
Satoyuki 0
#2 took the word right out of my mouth.
FBIWarning 0
LOL pro dude
rmm 0
'on accident?' It's BY accident... But this made me laugh, FYL!
betsymonty 0
At least it was so good that you were really into the moment.
rukusrazor 0
Then gave yourself a pearl necklace.
Spyingcheeseman 8
Your awesome
evelynne 0
haha this is hilarious :)
TornadoChaser 0
Haaaaa!! Priceless. What was her reaction?