Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I accidentally called out the coworker I have a crush on’s name in bed instead of my wife’s. The thing is, thinking about her is the only thing that will keep me hard and brought to orgasm. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML
Today, I'm finally dating the girl I've been fawning over for years. So what do I do? I accidentally called her by her sister's name during a conversation, which might seem like a small mistake, except I used to sleep with her sister, and she's been having a hard time getting over it. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I might have ruined my co-worker's relationship with her fiancé, with whom I share a name, because we "work together too often" and now he doesn't know whose name she's saying during sex. FML
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wiggs5 0
what a douche bag you are!
MsSoulReaper 27
That's pretty ****** up. Try not to think of your ex during sex, she's your ex for a reason!
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Comments (268)
Calyx_fml 22
What is up with all of the guys calling out the name of the woman they are fantasizing about? Cant you have the fantasy and shut your mouth like the rest of us? YDI, idiot.
katt_is_here 24
Exactly! My mind is everywhere when I have sex. I fantasize about all sorts of things when I do my husband. But, I would never say the name of someone else. I mean, it's not like it is that hard to separate reality from fantasy. And, the whole saying someone's name during sex thing is sort of lame anyway imho. I prefer satisfied moans and groans. :D
nicolearana22 0
pig.
krista2009 0
wow douche you don't deserve her if you are like that loser
zimandme123 0
DOUCHE ALERT!!!
EmilyFelton98 0
Douche...
PurpleBananas11 1
You're a horrible scum bag, shes your ex!
ashleeh0718 0
Wow. Jerk.
turruhmasprime 0
Your a ******* dick. And your dick, probably won't get any booty if you act like that.
turruhmasprime 0
Your a ******* dick. And your dick, probably won't get any booty if you act like that.
iVolleyball 0
PIG