Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I accidentally called out the coworker I have a crush on’s name in bed instead of my wife’s. The thing is, thinking about her is the only thing that will keep me hard and brought to orgasm. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML
Today, I'm finally dating the girl I've been fawning over for years. So what do I do? I accidentally called her by her sister's name during a conversation, which might seem like a small mistake, except I used to sleep with her sister, and she's been having a hard time getting over it. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I might have ruined my co-worker's relationship with her fiancé, with whom I share a name, because we "work together too often" and now he doesn't know whose name she's saying during sex. FML
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wiggs5 0
what a douche bag you are!
MsSoulReaper 27
That's pretty ****** up. Try not to think of your ex during sex, she's your ex for a reason!
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Comments (268)
jane79 0
your a asshole you should not be thinking of any one other than your wife while making love, if my man did that he would be singing soprano permanently, it's more like fhl you need to do some serious ass kissing if she ever forgives you
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
I don't know if anyone has wrote this yet, but.. is her name by any chance Britney, cause this sounds exactly like an fml I've read before except this one is from the mans side of the story, lol :P
shakadula14 0
you're human filth
yeseniag 0
ur messed up... poor ur wife..
juwood 7
**** man, you totally deserve every "you totally deserved it" that you have up there.
helen29 4
ur wife clearly sux in bed u dont love her n stop waisting her time doochebag!!!!
rina12 0
why are u married???that's just wrong ur a asshole
lulututu 4
Fyl? How do you think your wife feels right now? You should be thinking about her right now. And never about an ex during sex. FHL for marrying you!!
lulututu 4
FYL? Your wife is the one that is hurt and she probably feels horrible about herself right now. FHL for being with you!!
xxmollyxx 25
if i were your wife i'd "prefer" you'd think of an ex than my sister. You're still an idiot, though