Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML
Today, my wife went into the bathroom at Walmart. Being almost sure there was no one else in there, I stood around the corner to scare her. As the door opened, I jumped around the corner and scared an innocent woman to so badly she peed herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
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funsize003 0
did it "piss" her off? ahahah
FreddyLunch 0
That'll teach her.
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Comments (399)
FreddyLunch 0
That'll teach her.
WonderCut 0
agreed
icall_BS 0
Peeing in the shower is the best. Did you get a boner afterwards and then ****** your girlfriend silly?
TapeMan_3000 0
lol this FML is so funny. I can see this happening.
XxMidnightReader 0
ROFL #1 XD
ILUVMSC 5
FACEPALM
CalebEatsZombies 2
It was....water >_>
inkdeath87 18
Idiot, seriously? But I agree with #1
wildabeast 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
anytime you start with "I was peeing in the shower", YDI
skatetwin5 0
lol
signedbit 0
Amen. WTF? "I was peeing in the shower when..." FACEPALM.
laden_swallow09 35
Why YDI, though? It's all going to the same place, no?
xXNerrrdXx 16
SHE deserve it ,you mean?!
Caljoones 9
Lots of people do it...
izzie321 27
You're gonna clean yourself afterwards anyways so, why not?
funsize003 0
did it "piss" her off? ahahah
duchesse427 0
nice,lol
whataloadofbull 0
you should have ****** her afterwards in the shower
sammy0002 0
so funny!! I thought the exact same thing
YeahCourse 4
HAHAHAHAHA YES
rachybubbles 0
Lol I always try to scare my boyfriend in the shower...I am going to stop immediately! Haha thanks for the tip!
muffinsareyummy 1
That'll teach her not to mess with you when you're in the shower!
diki_fml 2
LOL
happyvalleygirl 0
all dudes pee in the shower, at least sometime.
laugher48 0
i'm a girl and my boyfriend and I take showers together all the time. we both pee in the shower together. it just gives us something to do plus it's fun. we try to aim it and draw hearts.
gh3tt0cak3s 0
WTF... ---^
fooltemptress 36
This comment seriously brings WTFery to new, epic levels.
kagez 0
That's cute!
caligirl1990 0
ewww
cjzolo2 5
Ur nasty
nigsuzzi 3
That made me lol. How could this be thumbed down? It's practically liquid gold!
MarkTheMintMan 21
Comment of the year^
NostalgiaFreak9 43
#339 I'm gonna go lie down and pretend that I didn't read that.
musigreg 0
haha . im in the middle with this one... hmm i'll press them both :P
sylvienoir 18
But that's just like pressing neither.
kellster 2
Lol, #3! #8: No they don't. Lots of men think it's ******* nasty, which it is. OP: Put your pee in the toilet where it belongs, and that won't happen.
seanj 0
I piss In the shower all the time! Its convenient and it's sterile so w/e
Googolman 29
There is nothing wrong with peeing in the shower. All the water and soap will wash it off. And if you need to pee in the shower, why on earth would you wait till you get out, or even exit the shower to use the toilet? You're naked, you're all wet, and it would just be more convenient to use the shower. Completely abandoning the toilet to use the shower whenever you need to pee is an entirely different story, and should be avoided. But when you are actually showering with the water on and everything, there's no problem. It's not like he was ******** in the shower, for God's sake.
Schadenfreude14 0
Try locking the bathroom door???