Today. upon learning that I'd friend-zoned a good friend of hers, my girlfriend dumped me. I worked so hard to win her over. She told me, "Just a tip: next time, go after people who like you. Don't friend-zone them, you just may be missing out on a good person." I told her I wanted HER. She told me, "But I don't." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the woman I thought I had friend-zoned dumped me because she has "met someone new." I really like her as a friend but felt zero attraction, so after one date I went out of my way not to give off the wrong signals when talking or meeting. It turns out she thought I was on my way out of the "relationship" anyway. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, I got friendzoned by three different women. Each girl suggested I should ask out one of the other two women who also friendzoned me. FML
Today, a girl I rejected, who is also a good friend, wrote on Facebook, “I’m never letting a guy get close to me again!” when I finally posted my new girlfriend. I avoided posting her before to avoid hurting her feelings because I knew she was still pining for me. Now I feel like an asshole and I lost a good friend. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
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smoochmysnoot 6
Bullet dodged. She sounds like a fucken mess.
Zebediabolical 45
I'll be she thinks you used her friend to get to her.
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Comments (4)
smoochmysnoot 6
Bullet dodged. She sounds like a fucken mess.
Rake 18
What? huh?
copalolita 17
This is what I tell people all the time. And this is something I learned too: Dating isn’t hard, you’re just going for people who don’t want you and overlook those who do want you. She’s 100% correct. And it sounds like you kinda forced her into a relationship with you when someone else was willing to give you what you deserve. Hope you learned your lesson YDI
eellik 12
Your comment is the biggest nonsense I've ever read here. You've got to be the queen of jumping to conclusions. He didn't like the other girl. What's so hard to understand about that?
Zebediabolical 45
I'll be she thinks you used her friend to get to her.