Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I accidentally called out the coworker I have a crush on’s name in bed instead of my wife’s. The thing is, thinking about her is the only thing that will keep me hard and brought to orgasm. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML
Today, I'm finally dating the girl I've been fawning over for years. So what do I do? I accidentally called her by her sister's name during a conversation, which might seem like a small mistake, except I used to sleep with her sister, and she's been having a hard time getting over it. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I might have ruined my co-worker's relationship with her fiancé, with whom I share a name, because we "work together too often" and now he doesn't know whose name she's saying during sex. FML
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wiggs5 0
what a douche bag you are!
MsSoulReaper 27
That's pretty ****** up. Try not to think of your ex during sex, she's your ex for a reason!
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Comments (268)
foreveryoung420 0
you little son of a bitch haha
ck595 0
wow
FMLsOhilarious 6
You'd be sleeping in the dog house if you were my husband. And if you don't have a dog house, you'd be on the couch asshole.
PeteElMalo 0
better fess up ex >>>>>>> sister
perdix 31
It would be worse if it were your CURRENT girlfriend's name. Uh, is there something you want to tell us? ;)
SteelCladAngel 0
I called my (now) husband by a male friends name but we werent having sex we were working on my husbands car and i used to help my friend mess with his car all the time so I did it out of habit rather than douchebaggery
JesterMarcus 0
I love how all of you women actually think us men fantasize about you while we are actually doing you. Are you stupid? Why fantasize about the woman you are actually doing the deed with? It makes no sense. At least he isn't cheating. Granted he's a moron for saying something and she has a right to be mad but think realistically people.
lmaoatall 6
and your a shitass too. I'll be thinking about what a terd you are next time I'm getting busy myself. thanx!
lkhascall 0
haha so I take it you have never been in love then...hmmmm so your cool with a girl you care about whispering another name while you do her? just wait till it happens to you
joa76 3
No, see, you're not supposed to fantasize about the woman you're with, you're supposed to EXPERIENCE the actual sex that you are actually having. If you have to fantasize about sex while you're actually having it, there's something wrong.
lidemocr 0
asshole
julia9322 0
that's so messed up. the only person u should b thinkin about at that time is ur wife.
lmaoatall 6
uh duh, just because it's an ex girlfriend doesn't make it better shitass! I hope she starts yelling out your best friends name in ecstacy! jerk!!! fhl not yours!