Today, I accidentally called out the coworker I have a crush on’s name in bed instead of my wife’s. The thing is, thinking about her is the only thing that will keep me hard and brought to orgasm. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, when I was done masturbating to the thought of my crush I noticed my phone was lit up. I turned it over and stared in horror as I saw a call connected to him. I had been loudly moaning his name. I guess I hit his speed dial when I was setting my phone down. He was definitely still on the line. FML
Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Today, thanks to a very intense sexual dream, I suddenly have a strong (and lustful) crush on a coworker, making me gasp every time I see them. I'm happily married. And pregnant. FML
Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML
Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML
Today, after convincing my now ex-girlfriend that I wasn’t cheating on her with a girl from work the other day, I accidentally called her by her name. They both start with “M”. Hello, single life. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a sext to my boss instead of my crush. Now I'm in the doghouse at work AND at home. FML
Today, I might have ruined my co-worker's relationship with her fiancé, with whom I share a name, because we "work together too often" and now he doesn't know whose name she's saying during sex. FML
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core01 30
FFS, just divorce already. You're already mentally checked out.
RichardPencil 32
Never say names during sex. If you insist on saying names, rattle off the names of presidents. If you cum at Jefferson, you've got PE, at Lincoln that's respectably average. If you get to Teddy Roosevelt, that's a great time to finish, but you're wearing out your welcome at FDR.
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RichardPencil 32
Never say names during sex. If you insist on saying names, rattle off the names of presidents. If you cum at Jefferson, you've got PE, at Lincoln that's respectably average. If you get to Teddy Roosevelt, that's a great time to finish, but you're wearing out your welcome at FDR.
core01 30
FFS, just divorce already. You're already mentally checked out.
Yudith 28
Where is this Spicy sticker when we need it?