Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I accidentally called out the coworker I have a crush on’s name in bed instead of my wife’s. The thing is, thinking about her is the only thing that will keep me hard and brought to orgasm. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML
Today, I'm finally dating the girl I've been fawning over for years. So what do I do? I accidentally called her by her sister's name during a conversation, which might seem like a small mistake, except I used to sleep with her sister, and she's been having a hard time getting over it. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I might have ruined my co-worker's relationship with her fiancé, with whom I share a name, because we "work together too often" and now he doesn't know whose name she's saying during sex. FML
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wiggs5 0
what a douche bag you are!
MsSoulReaper 27
That's pretty ****** up. Try not to think of your ex during sex, she's your ex for a reason!
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Comments (268)
hanzoo 0
i think she'd prefer that you were thinking of your ex over your sister...
dookiedoo 0
you my friend, are an ass hat
writergirl23 19
Why on earth did you marry her then if you love your ex???? Dumb ass
NPN_Scorpio 16
Less talk, more action. Clearly not enough blood to run your brain and junior at the same time.
juturnaamo 29
I guess I'm lucky. My exes name was Oh God Yes. At least that's what I called him. Maybe OP really loves his wife, but his x was better in bed?
RebeccaP2010 0
I have to beg to differ... Making love to someone is the most intimate, personal thing you can do with someone. If that someone is the person you are MARRIED to.. the person you promised to by loyal and faithful to for the rest of your life, then something like that is completely unacceptable. I know if my Man ever said anything like that during our love-making (because that's exactly what it is... showing someone else and sharing with them how much you love them..) I would be heartbroken. :(
jemiller226 13
Someone needs to read more Dan Savage. :)
BlondeRetro 0
Seriously?? There is nothing wrong with fantasies and thinking about other people during sex.. Perfectly normal & healthy to do.. The mistake is leaving this as a misunderstanding.. The OP's wife is now likely to be suspicious around her sister because of a misunderstanding.. Just be upfront.. You may well find out your wife was thinking about the mailman/butcher or her celebrity crush..
kimboyett 0
I'm gonna say this makes you a douche bag...
sassyssg 1
you need to find someone to fantasize about that has the same name as your wife or stop yelling out names... but seriously explain that its not her sister or things may get out of control.
rolls_royce 0
your screwed
leoisthebestt123 0
119- I agree. it is a honest mistake cause my bf has done and you know knowing I'm a girl I kinda flipped but then we made up and it's never happened again. and were in love. it was a mistake and ppl make mistakes nobodys perfectt.!