Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I accidentally called out the coworker I have a crush on’s name in bed instead of my wife’s. The thing is, thinking about her is the only thing that will keep me hard and brought to orgasm. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML
Today, I'm finally dating the girl I've been fawning over for years. So what do I do? I accidentally called her by her sister's name during a conversation, which might seem like a small mistake, except I used to sleep with her sister, and she's been having a hard time getting over it. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I might have ruined my co-worker's relationship with her fiancé, with whom I share a name, because we "work together too often" and now he doesn't know whose name she's saying during sex. FML
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wiggs5 0
what a douche bag you are!
MsSoulReaper 27
That's pretty ****** up. Try not to think of your ex during sex, she's your ex for a reason!
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Comments (268)
ashseal 11
damn.! aren't you a great husband
DeadOnArrivall 0
look at the bright side, at least you didnt yell out her brothers name
JennaMarie420 2
that blows :/ good luck. ydi for thinking of someone else. my boyfriend would be out on the street right now if he did that
camerican21 1
Is the sister hot at least?
prettypinkpixie 9
He wasn't thinking about the sister.
Pigpen181 3
Find your Ex. have sex and call out your wife's name......There it's all even!
IsH3092 0
maybe if your wife was doing a better job he wouldn't need 2 think of pass girl friends #justsaying
kapryiath 4
^ this don't just blame the guy it takes 2 to tango , she should be a better lay!
horneyhic 15
find a hot celebrity that also shares that name and say thats who you were thinking of everybody has those fantasies
prettypinkpixie 9
I think the truth would be a little bit more forgivable. Rather than having her think you're interested in her sister. Or worse, cheating on her with her sister.
oontzoontz 0
Ahaha fail
Igor_g5 0
Men sometimes fantasize about other women when having sex with their wives. But you got to be careful not to call out their names.
AirForce48 2
Well then you deserve whatever you get asshole
sheethapins 13
Damn right