Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I accidentally called out the coworker I have a crush on’s name in bed instead of my wife’s. The thing is, thinking about her is the only thing that will keep me hard and brought to orgasm. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML
Today, I'm finally dating the girl I've been fawning over for years. So what do I do? I accidentally called her by her sister's name during a conversation, which might seem like a small mistake, except I used to sleep with her sister, and she's been having a hard time getting over it. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I might have ruined my co-worker's relationship with her fiancé, with whom I share a name, because we "work together too often" and now he doesn't know whose name she's saying during sex. FML
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wiggs5 0
what a douche bag you are!
MsSoulReaper 27
That's pretty ****** up. Try not to think of your ex during sex, she's your ex for a reason!
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Comments (268)
jemiller226 13
I love that all the people complaining the loudest are also under 20 (or worse under 16) and so have much less experience in long term relationships. Fantasies happen like it or not, and they happen for both men and women. It's natural and healthy. The biggest problem here is the fact that he and his wife aren't honest enough with each other to *discuss* their fantasies openly. Instead they get blurted out accidentally, and that's never a recipe for trust. Yes, I'm married; yes, I fantasize; and yes, it's insulting and presumptuous as all hell to assume that means I somehow love the people of my fantasies more than my wife. as far as I'm concerned, you can go to hell if you think that.
BlondeRetro 0
EXACTLY!! *********high5********* (another happily married over 20yr old who actually understands & is in a longterm relationship. ie: >14yrs)
jemiller226 13
Hey, us thirtysomethings might know a little something! These kids probably think a year is a huge accomplishment. Hah!
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
This is why you font use names. there's no coming back.
SunDropGirl 0
man your an idiot
luckyduckling 0
Are you even still married?
idl3mind 0
dude keep that shit to yourself.
FlyingLazerWALRU 0
You sir, are an ASSHOLE. Be happy with the woman you have now, not that bitch down at the club you used to date.
LoWalt 3
when ya going on the Maury show for a polygraph? haha
samanthaNN 0
that's terrible. you should always be thinking of your wife, not some girl you dated before her. your one of the reasons men get such a bad rep.
MetalLetteRaver 0
I would have decked you in the face. Js.
Vaesive 0
Making love to your wife and thinking of another woman. Hard to top that on the douche bag scale...