Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML
Today, while laying in bed, I let out a huge fart. I then heard my roommate yell from outside my room, "Did you think you were alone?" FML
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
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Miss_Michaela 10
I can just imagine him saying "Are you challenging me?".
pancakerocks 1
Tell him it wasnt you..
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Comments (171)
drawmesunshine 17
YDI for being too insecure to fart in front of your significant other. That's stupid.
MrHankie1999 0
Should have sneezed while you did it! That's what I do.
stewpididiot 11
Was the bed shaking from laughing, or retching ?? Or maybe he thought you were asleep and was rubbing one out ??
every1luvsboners 11
It's just sweet music from the toothless jaws of love. I hear your farts are comparable to the sweet melodies of Yanni. It's nothing to be ashamed of, I'm sure he appreciated it. Fire away.
McAninch35 9
*bad music joke*
Kraft92 8
My fiancé is the same way, she won't let one rip around me, because "it's embarrassing". I found out that of I tickle her enough, she'll accidentally let the bellows blow. It's a mistake I'll never make again.
cooLING 0
Lmao! If I were her and we had just made up after a ridiculous fight, I would so provoke you to do that as revenge!
marcie19 7
At least he didn't freak out about it!
mckibben 7
you sure the bed was shaking was him laughing and not him and his other girl friend laughing at you.....
pancakerocks 1
No. unless... they were in perfect syncronization while laughing. if not i dought it.
ICATiger 13
*Doubt
flockz 20
*drought*
pancakerocks 1
you know. i'm honestly happy you corrected me. thank you :)
flockz 20
or it could be *dough tit*. that seems logical.
every1luvsboners 11
Pandamimo, maybe she's there to comfort him and change his bed pan because he's a bed ridden paraplegic who attempted to save an out of control school bus full of nuns from going over a cliff by jumping in front of it and in the process ended up lodging his torso in between the front tire and the fender; subsequently saving 55 nuns from certain death. Go back to the 40's, octodouche-nozzle.
markrs 0
6 probably believes couples sleep in two separate beds until marriage.
ErikaPa 0
Im always in bed with mine